My Voyager dream

[WraithDukat]

I dreamed that Chakotday,Paris and Kim were playing "Paradise City" (Especially the "take me home" bits) at the front of voyagers bridge.

Then during the heavy rock bit Chakotay kicked a hole in the viewscreen while Paris and Kim started destroying the helm console with their guitars.

Wierd...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

That is beautiful.

 

[NCC-1701-B]

Oh wow that has filled my head with wonderful images xD I wonder where Janeway and Tuvok were during this?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Oh wow that has filled my head with wonderful images xD I wonder where Janeway and Tuvoc were during this?

They were getting it on in the ready room (backstage) of course.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

ewwww...!

The only way to make a Vulcan hot is to torture him and Tuvok is just way too healthy to have any of that. He doesn't need mothering, he doesn't need seducing, he doesn't need to be understood.. he's the least dysfunctional Vulcan in Trek. And he's a great character and used very well on VOY for the most part. But I can't tweak him into fun times with the Captain no matter how I look at it.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

ewwww...!

The only way to make a Vulcan hot is to torture him and Tuvok is just way too healthy to have any of that. He doesn't need mothering, he doesn't need seducing, he doesn't need to be understood.. he's the least dysfunctional Vulcan in Trek. And he's a great character and used very well on VOY for the most part. But I can't tweak him into fun times with the Captain no matter how I look at it.

I can't see him participating in guitar bashing on the bridge either though.

So, in this dream, if the crew is having a good time mosh-pitting and guitar-bashing on the bridge...and it just so happens that it has been 7 years since Tuvok's last Pon Farr...where is the most logical place for the Vulcan to be?

Getting it on in the ready room with Janeway...OR in the mess hall with Neelix?

Haha. Went too far.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

ewwww...!

The only way to make a Vulcan hot is to torture him and Tuvok is just way too healthy to have any of that. He doesn't need mothering, he doesn't need seducing, he doesn't need to be understood.. he's the least dysfunctional Vulcan in Trek. And he's a great character and used very well on VOY for the most part. But I can't tweak him into fun times with the Captain no matter how I look at it.

I can't see him participating in guitar bashing on the bridge either though.

So, in this dream, if the crew is having a good time mosh-pitting and guitar-bashing on the bridge...and it just so happens that it has been 7 years since Tuvok's last Pon Farr...where is the most logical place for the Vulcan to be?

Getting it on in the ready room with Janeway...OR in the mess hall with Neelix?

Haha. Went too far.

Damn...I forgot about his holodeck wife simulation. Holo emitters are down! Yes...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

ewwww...!

The only way to make a Vulcan hot is to torture him and Tuvok is just way too healthy to have any of that. He doesn't need mothering, he doesn't need seducing, he doesn't need to be understood.. he's the least dysfunctional Vulcan in Trek. And he's a great character and used very well on VOY for the most part. But I can't tweak him into fun times with the Captain no matter how I look at it.

I can't see him participating in guitar bashing on the bridge either though.

So, in this dream, if the crew is having a good time mosh-pitting and guitar-bashing on the bridge...and it just so happens that it has been 7 years since Tuvok's last Pon Farr...where is the most logical place for the Vulcan to be?

Getting it on in the ready room with Janeway...OR in the mess hall with Neelix?

Haha. Went too far.

No actually.. I think I might be able to dredge up some self hate on Tuvok's part, he does worry about personal failure.

To Neelix! Catharsis and beyond!

 

[Captain Kathryn]

ewwww...!

The only way to make a Vulcan hot is to torture him and Tuvok is just way too healthy to have any of that. He doesn't need mothering, he doesn't need seducing, he doesn't need to be understood.. he's the least dysfunctional Vulcan in Trek. And he's a great character and used very well on VOY for the most part. But I can't tweak him into fun times with the Captain no matter how I look at it.

I can't see him participating in guitar bashing on the bridge either though.

So, in this dream, if the crew is having a good time mosh-pitting and guitar-bashing on the bridge...and it just so happens that it has been 7 years since Tuvok's last Pon Farr...where is the most logical place for the Vulcan to be?

Getting it on in the ready room with Janeway...OR in the mess hall with Neelix?

Haha. Went too far.

No actually.. I think I might be able to dredge up some self hate on Tuvok's part, he does worry about personal failure.

To Neelix! Catharsis and beyond!

You're putting him with Neelix?!?!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Look at it this way, he will feel NO guilt about cheating on his wife. If it was Janeway he'd have some 'splainin to do but this way it's like he just experimented with being a furry for a day.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Look at it this way, he will feel NO guilt about cheating on his wife. If it was Janeway he'd have some 'splainin to do but this way it's like he just experimented with being a furry for a day.

Omg hahaha. Neelix is a furry...

This person's awesome dream has just been ruined by terrible images.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

OR.. improved!

Hey we can write the easter eggs for the dream.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

OR.. improved!

Hey we can write the easter eggs for the dream.

I'm having flashbacks of Tuvix.

That's what their baby would look like.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Tuvix is so ugly I have trouble looking at him.

Someone needs to tell Vulcan to pass a great big law, NO BREEDING with Talaxians.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Tuvix is so ugly I have trouble looking at him.

Someone needs to tell Vulcan to pass a great big law, NO BREEDING with Talaxians.

It's okay, he was the only one. And he was...you know...

Hope I don't dream about that face when I go to sleep.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

If they had just fast bred a Vulcan with a Talaxian and handed her over to Tuvix (he being so sweetly complimentary as to win her over) they could have started a new race.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

If they had just fast bred a Vulcan with a Talaxian and handed her over to Tuvix (he being so sweetly complimentary as to win her over) they could have started a new race.

A whole new race that all looked like super furry Vulcans with thinning mohawks...

The only thing I kept thinking during that episode was "You aren't supposed to be here! Give us Neelix and Tuvok back!!!!!"

I'm selfish.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Oh I smell another Tuvix thread coming on.. how long has it been?

Maybe a whole month, we're overdue!

Can you imagine how ugly Tuvix would have been with breasts?? Thank goodness we didn't have some gender switcheroo at the same time.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Oh I smell another Tuvix thread coming on.. how long has it been?

Maybe a whole month, we're overdue!

Can you imagine how ugly Tuvix would have been with breasts?? Thank goodness we didn't have some gender switcheroo at the same time.

Oooo I wasn't here for the Tuvix thread! haha.

He should get his own smiley. :tuvix:
It would be butt ugly, but useful.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Oh there are always Tuvix threads, if you leave to make a sammich chances are by the time you get back a new one will be on page 5.

And I think the smileys are too small to convey all the nuances of Tuvix's repulsiveness. A repulsiveness that no doubt had a play in Janeway's decision to divide and conquer him. Aesthetics and their secret influence.