Well, I would probably have this order:
1. TFF. To me it was the movie with the most heart, and a great topic (the search for God, even if "God" ended up being some trippy alien face lol)
2. TUC. Great drama storyline, and the ONLY instance EVER where they show the handheld Phaser beams the way they are supposed to be (not as bolts or streams of water, but as a solid beam that reaches it's target at near light speed). Kang was fun as a Klingon also.
3. TWOK. Another great drama with the topic of revenge. The matching of wits between Kirk and Khan was great and literally made the movie. Spock's dead didn't affect me because I already knew he would be brought back in the next one.
4. TVH. It was great for the moments with McCoy in the 20th Century hospital, and our "barbaric" ways. (Funduscopic examination? By God man! Drilling holes into his head is not the answer!!). The stuff with Chekov in the "Enterprise" was good too, I just wish that Phaser had fired lol.
5. A tie between TMP and TSFS, mostly because of the awesome graphics.
6. FC. It started out great with an awesome duking out of the Federation against the Borg with lasted for about........10 seconds?? Then we spent the rest of the movie with "drunkie" and Troi, and Riker laughing it up while Picard commits extreme character assassination and becomes Rambo, and DATA HAS SEX!!! AGAIN!!! (I can see the nerd fanwankers getting a stiffy just thinking about that). But it is the best of the TNG movies though lol
7. Generations, but the only redeeming quality is that, at least for the first hour, I get to see the Enterprise D in her full glory!
(may she R.I.P.
). Kirks death made a passably mediocre movie into an abysmal one, only to be outdone by:
8. Insurrection. What was the whole point of rescuing those space yuppies who "gave up their superior technologies to live a simple life"???? It was like rescuing a whole planet full of Lisa Simpsons. I would have torpedoed their asses and got the freak out of there.
9. Nemesis. Laughably bad, I'll post up my list of "qualities" that ruined the movie:
- Shinzon looked NOTHING like Picard, not even a little other than he was bald. The bald picture of young Picard made the whole thing even more laughable.
- Data dies, and with it, the saga of TNG
(Stupid TPTB, whoever you are, FUCK YOU!!)
- Dune buggy scene???? Sure, let's completely destroy the character of Picard.
- Ok, I did NOT need to see geriatric Riker boning Troi. If they wanted to do this scene, why not 20 years ago??
- Who the hell thought it was a good idea to have the Andromeda Ascendant....errr Schimitar in this story?
I could keep going but I won't bore you guys anymore.
....just check my list, you'll see.
