"My name is Tom Wright and I played Tuvix in Voyager" (AMA)

[Guy Gardener]

Klingons despise ease and comfort.

 

[HIjol]

To the entire thread...once again, too late! I am realizing the wisdom of laying a big fat supply of "Depends" for when I read TrekBBS, because once again I am PISSIN' myself, laughing...you guys are killing me!!! . .

 

[Guy Gardener]

It shouldn't have been a joke. I am ripped off now.

Sorry.

This is what really happened.

Carrie Fisher dated Paul Simon
1977 - 1983
Carrie Fisher and Paul Simon dated on and off between 1977 and 1983, before he finally popped the question.


Carrie Fisher was engaged to Dan Aykroyd
1980 - 1980
Dan Aykroyd and Carrie Fisher were engaged briefly in 1980, when he proposed on the set of 'The Blues Brothers.' They...

Is it cheating if you forget one bloke you're dating when you get engaged to a different bloke?

But it all ended well.

Carrie Fisher was married to Paul Simon
August 1983 - July 1984
After years of dating, Carrie Fisher and Paul Simon tied the knot in 1983, but the union lasted less than a year. She...

Until it didn't.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

He's a little short for a stormtrooper.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Unlike Garfunkle, at least Paul can wear the regulation helmet without his sideshowboblike hair causing it to boing-oing-oing-oing off and bounce around the room like a cork ejaculating from a champaign bootle.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

He can wear his hair any way he wants at alice's restaurant.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Are you mixing up Arlo Guthrie and Art Garfunkle?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

FUCK

I'm going back to games of thrones. Brienne is eating a pie.

 

[AgentCoop]

Brienne is eating a pie.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

On tumblr. I assume.

..sigh

 

[Jeri]

That kidney pie made her so talkative; it was the most I'd ever heard her say in a row, I think. I love that dear chica. I guess she doesn't have trouble expressing herself to underlings.

 

[HIjol]

FUCK

I'm going back to games of thrones. Brienne is eating a pie.

Brienne is eating a pie.

Is that a euphemism?

On tumblr. I assume.

..sigh

"I am just a young boy, and my story's often told...

"Lia Lai Lia...Lia Lai Lia, Lia Lia Lai Lia, Lia Lia Lia Lai Lia....

 

[Melakon]

And what were "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard" actually doing? Seems mighty suspicious.

 

[Guy Gardener]

A friend of mine, a boy, was complaining about his stretch marks, which I was confused about because as I said, he's a boy, he locked eyes earnestly with me and explained "You don't get to be 6 foot 3 by fucking around."

I doubt there exists a pie that Brienne couldn't destroy utterly.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I just wish the character wasn't so mooningly het. Wasted.