You just described the original TMNT, GI Joe, Transformers and many other cartoons of my childhood. I grew out of those 20 years ago.
How sad.
What's sad? That I grew up?
I'm not going to say I'm normal because I know I'm not, but can we get a little perspective? If you are taking your morals as an adult, from a preschool cartoon show you are hardly exhibiting maturity. Which is funny because I've come to respect J's perspective and wisdom over the past few years. I can relate to at least two of the personal challenges he's shared with the board.
I can respect watching a kids show with a relative.

But watching on your own? That's just weird.
I guess I'm just a cynic at the ripe old age of 27. That's not a good thing BTW.