“TIME’S ORPHAN”
They grow up so fast, don’t they?
Right off the bat, “Time’s Orphan” has one big thing going for it—namely, it’s not “Profit and Lace”! Indeed, pretty much ANY episode would seem like a masterpiece after that horribly misjudged monstrosity. However, be that as it may, “Time’s Orphan” is far from a classic. In fact, it’s a deeply flawed episode that, unfortunately, continues one of the poorest run of episodes the show ever had.
Something about “Time’s Orphan” reminds me of those soapy storylines TNG would do in its middle years—you know, one of those sincere yet dull dramas that always got paired with a forced technobabble B-plot in which the Enterprise would almost be destroyed by some kind of anomaly or tech malfunction only to be saved in the nick of time. I’m sad to say the plot is fairly generic, especially by DS9 standards, and, while the actors give it their all, the beats are predicable and somewhat tired.
On the plus side, it’s one of the only episodes that actually puts O’Brien front and centre as a family man. While the Sisko/Jake relationship was one of DS9’s greatest triumphs, it’s sad that we never got to see Miles interact all that much with his daughter. That feels like a missed opportunity in many respects. In theory, it should have been delightful watching Molly grow up over the course of TNG and DS9. Strangely, however, following an inexplicable Alexander-like growth spurt of between TNG’s fifth and sixth seasons,
Molly didn’t seem to grow up at all after that. I was astonished to see that actress Hana Hatae was nearly ten years old when this episode was filmed. Because, frankly, Molly still seems to speak and behave like a four or five year old. I find it inexplicable. As cute as she is, little Molly also seemed incredibly—I don’t know—
vacant to me...If I’d been her dad I’d have been making sure she regularly received one of those anti-Changeling blood screenings. Anyway, she barely had more than a handful of lines across DS9’s seven seasons, which was probably for the best, but it did make Molly seem like less of a character and more of a prop.
In spite of her background presence throughout the show’s run, I had no real emotional connection to little Molly, so I wasn’t overly invested in the events of this episode. Of course, I do have a soul, so it was heart-wrenching to see the O’Brien’s grief at losing her through that random time portal. It goes without saying that Colm Meaney and Rosalind Chao do a great job throughout the episode, even when the material is pretty bad. The basic premise, in which they end up with an older, feral version of Molly (who has spent an entire decade alone on an uninhabited world) is fine, but the way it’s executed is deeply flawed. First of all, Molly stumbles on (and promptly into) what is essentially a
mute Guardian of Forever, which treated as an irrelevant passing curiosity when it ought to have been one of the greatest archaeological and scientific finds of the decade. I really wanted to know more about the portal and who created it, but the whole thing was basically a MacGuffin and gets sidelined immediately.
The rest of the episode focuses on the O’Briens’ attempts to tame their traumatised Tarzan-esque daughter. Again, I didn’t feel particularly emotionally invested in spite of the earnest performances (and guest star Michelle Krusiac does a decent job as the older Molly). It all seemed a little obvious and flat, and I found it hard to believe that although Molly had been on her own for ten years, she’d almost completely lost the ability to use language or to connect with her parents. Apparently, the writers consulted a psychologist so maybe it is an accurate depiction, who can say.
The problem is—first of all, that there are multiple problems. Right at the start, it’s established that they can keep trying to reach back in time to get young-Molly back. This is dismissed outright because Keiko decides that they “don’t have the right” to take away the ten years Molly spent on that planet. What the actual heck? Those were ten years of cruel isolation and trauma! Her daughter suffered ten years of torture and yet Keiko doesn’t think she has an obligation to do whatever she could to spare her girl from that horrendous, psychologically shattering experience?! This makes Keiko a terrible parent and a terrible human being in my book. Indeed, this episode gives plenty ammunition for those who find Keiko a rather unpleasant character; from her overt hatred of poor Chester and her rather mean fat-shaming of her husband by the time the opening credits have even rolled. But that’s the least of our problems here.
It’s clear that adult-Molly is suffering terrible PTSD, and who can blame her? What doesn’t make any sense to me is Miles and Keiko’s absolute refusal to allow her to receive the specialist care she so clearly NEEDS. “We can’t let them take her away!” Keiko whines incessantly. Excuse me, dear, I very much doubt that a Federation therapeutic facility would be akin to the horrors of Victorian Bedlam. I think we can assume it would be more likely to be a luxurious retreat where she can receive the specialist therapy and care she needs in order to heal. Why the hell are the O’Briens’ acting as though this is an unspeakable evil; a fate so bad they’d rather send her back to the past to SPEND THE REST OF LIFE COMPLETELY ALONE! In other words, their solution to curing Molly’s trauma is sending her right back TO the trauma. This ending has always bugged me big-style because, despite the earnest performances, it makes no sense.
I mean is that how families should react when the going gets tough and there’s no easy solution to a problem? Instead of doing whatever it took to heal her, they just wash their hands of the situation? I don’t see how this would be much different to giving up on a teenager with a drug habit by letting them go live out the rest of their sure-to-be-short life in a crack den. I mean, just because they WANT drugs doesn’t mean drugs are in their best interest! Sending Molly back to live out the rest of her life completely and utterly alone without any human contact was a heinous act of cruelty.
Of course, it really just comes down to terrible writing, which we’ve been getting a lot of at this point in the series. While obviously in a quandary, the O’Briens make a number of dumb moves, including taking Molly to the holosuite and turning off the program while still inside the holosuite. Clearly she wasn’t going to react well to that in any event. In fact, what was stopping them from actually going back to the planet with her and staying there for a while as they rebuilt their bond with her and helped her to heal? Nope, why do that when you can just throw her back in time so she can escape the Federation’s evidently evil psychological caregivers. There is admittedly something sweet about older-Molly finding young-Molly and sending her home even if it’s hardly worth the past forty minutes of nonsensical melodrama.
What saves this episode from a score of 3 is the engaging and rather adorable B-plot featuring baby Kirayoshi and Worf eager to prove his fitness as a father to Jadzia. It’s sweet, nicely performed, and also very bittersweet given the impending events of the season finale. It was also a joy to see Kira interact with Yoshi for perhaps the first time since he was born. There’s not a whole lot to the B-plot, but it was fun to watch, and about the episode’s only saving grace.
Rating: 4