My downstairs neigbors are having very noisy sex.
- Thread starter Gepard
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Close...close...but you have much to learn my padawan.
-- Record said sex sessions
-- Splice in a audio clip of the old GI Joe "Knowing is half the battle and now we know" PSA bit.
-- Upload to youtube or some other file sharing site.
-- Leave a plain business card with nothing but the URL on one side
-- Play dumb as a brick when the shit hits the fan
Granted this might cause some legal issues if you get caught.
It's a moot point – I only ever heard them that one night, and they just moved out last week, so the downstairs apartment is empty right now. (And a good thing, too – they were dedicated smokers, to the point that tobacco smell was leeching up into the bedrooms of our apartment.)
Just join them verbally and loudly:
"Hell yeah man! Put it to her! Groan for ME baby, groan for ME! Do you like it that way baby???"
"Hell yeah man! Put it to her! Groan for ME baby, groan for ME! Do you like it that way baby???"
Bang on the floor and scream, "I'm real happy for you guys, and Imma let you finish, but the sex I had last weekend was the best sex of all time. OF ALL TIME!"
My housemate and her girlfriend tend to have very noisy sex and unfortunatly they are in the next room. It's not a big deal for me i just put on some head phones or turn my tv up. It does get annoying but only because i'm not having awesome sex with lots of orgasms. I have shag envy.
Ask if you can join in. Say, "Hey, I hear you two having sex all the time so it's sort of like I'm in the room already. What's the difference if I'm actually in there?"
well there are a couple of problems with that scenario,
1) im into dudes
2) my housemate is like a sister to me so even i was into chicks it would still be very very weird
and 3) they are not huge fans of teh penus
1) im into dudes
2) my housemate is like a sister to me so even i was into chicks it would still be very very weird
and 3) they are not huge fans of teh penus
You could scream at the top of your lungs, "Make that bitch your bitch, you bastard!" 
This sentence is unfortunately missing the phrase "...and I filmed the whole thing which is now on YouTube."
Ah, my plan has been foiled.
This sentence is unfortunately missing the phrase "...and I filmed the whole thing which is now on YouTube."
Congrats, we've gone from joking to creepiness.
This sentence is unfortunately missing the phrase "...and I filmed the whole thing which is now on YouTube."
For porn, it would end up on XTube.
So who are your neighbors? Trekker4747 and the filthy ditz he doesn't know but hates and wants nothing to do with? Or sidious618 and the hot lady almost twice his age?
Jayson and his "tranny cheerleader"...
Hot tranny like Vaniity, Yasmin Lee, or Vicky Richter?
And as for the noise....I'd either place a glass to the floor and listen, or ask if their up for a threeway.
Wonder if she's into DP....
Though I bet NO dude's gonna complain if it's two or more chicks getting it on instead.
I came here to make a bagpipe joke and was beaten to it. And by someone who didn't even see this week's How I Met Your Mother as well.
you may apply for a Noise Abatement Notice, as this person did:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm
^ That's hilarious. 47 decibels! 
She's faking it. 
This sentence is unfortunately missing the phrase "...and I filmed the whole thing which is now on YouTube."
Congrats, we've gone from joking to creepiness.
Agreed. Folks, let's leave comments like this one unsaid.
Ew, just ew.
I went to a hotel years ago and we heard people down the hall fucking. It's gross.
I went to a hotel years ago and we heard people down the hall fucking. It's gross.
