I have two pet cats: Sam, whom I adopted from Mom and Dad in 2000, and... Kitty Deux.
I adopted Kitty Deux early in 2005, at the encouragement of relatives and the woman whom I was dating at the time. Ultimately the decision was mine, and I take full responsibility for making it. The cat used to wail in the middle of the night, every night. Eventually he outgrew that, but one habit that he's never outgrown is his tendency to crap on the carpet of the third bedroom. Lately he's done this about every three days.
On February 9 he crapped on the carpet barely fifteen minutes after I cleaned out the litter box.
Yesterday morning: Litter box cleaned
This morning: Woke up to discover cat crap on the carpet
Do I have to spend a ton of cash on a self-cleaning litter box, or what? The litter box is enormous, and it shouldn't need to be changed twice a day. I've tried the cheap stuff -- no dice. I've tried the scoopable stuff, scooping it daily -- no noticable change in his behavior. I've tried the scoopable stuff and changing it more frequently -- no dice.
One thing is certain: when Kitty Deux (a.k.a. The Stupid Cat) and Sam are gone, if I have any say in the matter, then there will be no more cats in my household.
Does anyone have any suggestions for how I can change The Stupid Cat's behavior? The obvious options -- shoving a cork up his keister or kicking him out of the house -- aren't viable options... yet.
I adopted Kitty Deux early in 2005, at the encouragement of relatives and the woman whom I was dating at the time. Ultimately the decision was mine, and I take full responsibility for making it. The cat used to wail in the middle of the night, every night. Eventually he outgrew that, but one habit that he's never outgrown is his tendency to crap on the carpet of the third bedroom. Lately he's done this about every three days.
On February 9 he crapped on the carpet barely fifteen minutes after I cleaned out the litter box.
Yesterday morning: Litter box cleaned
This morning: Woke up to discover cat crap on the carpet
Do I have to spend a ton of cash on a self-cleaning litter box, or what? The litter box is enormous, and it shouldn't need to be changed twice a day. I've tried the cheap stuff -- no dice. I've tried the scoopable stuff, scooping it daily -- no noticable change in his behavior. I've tried the scoopable stuff and changing it more frequently -- no dice.
One thing is certain: when Kitty Deux (a.k.a. The Stupid Cat) and Sam are gone, if I have any say in the matter, then there will be no more cats in my household.
Does anyone have any suggestions for how I can change The Stupid Cat's behavior? The obvious options -- shoving a cork up his keister or kicking him out of the house -- aren't viable options... yet.
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