If that tumor kills you, you kill it right back!
My Brain Tumor
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Best of luck, but don't miss out on this opportunity to flaunt all societal norms, blaming your outrageous behavior on the tumor. For example, steal a Ferrari and use it to pick up Lindsay Lohan, then do her in the passenger seat while live-streaming the action on a webcam. If you get arrested for jacking the car, your story will end up in the LA Times and you can go for sympathy sex from Jessica Alba before snatching her VISA card, running up ludicrous charges, and again blaming it all on the tumor.
Not only will you escape jail, there'll be a bidding war for the movie rights.
As for radiation therapy, wouldn't it be simpler to just reconfigure the warp nacelles to emit a directed positron beam and fly through it in a shuttlecraft?
Not only will you escape jail, there'll be a bidding war for the movie rights.
As for radiation therapy, wouldn't it be simpler to just reconfigure the warp nacelles to emit a directed positron beam and fly through it in a shuttlecraft?
Excellent advice. Best wishes to you Trekker, and thank you for keeping us updated. You're in my thoughts.
Yes. And if you keep it up, you'll go blind.
Or Slimer from Ghostbusters.
Upon further Googling, I learned that the hippocampus controls long term memory. Keep your fingers crossed, because if things go perfectly you'll lose your memory, so you can watch all the original Trek episodes, TNG episodes, DS9 episodes, Voyager episodes, Enterprise episodes, and Trek movies AGAIN, like you've hadn't ever seen them before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Praying you lose your long-term memory due to an accident reconfiguring the warp nacelle to emit a positron beam - and looking forward to your comments in all the forums about episodes you forgot you've seen seventeen times already.*
*Praying you lose your long-term memory due to an accident reconfiguring the warp nacelle to emit a positron beam - and looking forward to your comments in all the forums about episodes you forgot you've seen seventeen times already.*
Probably not. Besides, but it's got great graphics.
Trekker, I told you that you should stop putting grapes in your ears.
Seriously, I hope that this turns out to be no big deal. Good luck and my thoughts are with you.
Seriously, I hope that this turns out to be no big deal. Good luck and my thoughts are with you.
Holy shit dude. I hope everything works out for you.
On a slightly different topic. Is that scan really labeled with the name Trekker4747 straight from the doctor or did you change it?
Good luck, Trekker. I hope this turns out to be absolutely benign.
Holy shit dude. I hope everything works out for you.
On a slightly different topic. Is that scan really labeled with the name Trekker4747 straight from the doctor or did you change it?
I changed it.
Thanks for all the well-wishes, everyone. I'll keep you all updated once I have the biopsy done.
Oh, dear. Sending good thoughts and anything else I possibly can from my way. 
Get out of his head RJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best of luck and sending prayers your way Trekker!
Nardpuncher
Rear Admiral
best wishes to you my friend.
PS: Nice one with the "Tumah" joke!
PS: Nice one with the "Tumah" joke!
Sending lots of positive vibes. I mentioned over in TNZ that the husband has one and it hasn't changed in 3 years.
PLEASE do update us when you know anything further.
PLEASE do update us when you know anything further.
