MUST HAVE CAKE! A dilemma

[Canadave]

I saw this elsewhere on the internet, and had to steal it for here because it's an awesome idea.

Here is the scenario:

You have to get the cake. But how? Alter the image (preferably as artistically as I drew it) with your solution.

And...

...

GO!

 

[Hermiod]

I would just use my Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, but then if I did that I'd also know that the Cake is a Lie.

 

[RoJoHen]

I would print it on a piece of paper, then make the paper into a tube so that the cake and I were in the same room.

 

[cyph]

Same way as how you get over barbwire; toss carpet over the spikes and climb.

 

[RoJoHen]

^You sound like you have experience?

 

[Miss Chicken]

I would use an eraser to get rid of the spikes.

 

[Ashu]

I'd just throw random bbsers over the spikes. Gets rid of unneeded cake competition.

 

[backstept]

I would just use my Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, but then if I did that I'd also know that the Cake is a Lie.

indeed!

here's my illustration:

 

[Canadave]

^ Hey, someone finally illustrated one!

Come on people! Let's see crudely drawn illustrations!

 

[Hermiod]

^ Hey, someone finally illustrated one!

Come on people! Let's see crudely drawn illustrations!

It was my idea so I'm calling it a team effort.

 

[cyph]

Same way as how you get over barbwire; toss carpet over the spikes and climb.

As so...

Find a shopping cart or a palette to climb on, then throw cardboard boxes and carpet over the spikes, and there ya go. Eezy-peezy-ya-beezie

 

[trampledamage]

Same way as how you get over barbwire; toss carpet over the spikes and climb.

As so...

Find a shopping cart or a palette to climb on, then throw cardboard boxes and carpet over the spikes, and there ya go. Eezy-peezy-ya-beezie

That is awesome!

 

[trampledamage]

I would use my handy-dandy cantilevered cake slice that I always carry for just such emergencies:

Okay, I've just looked it up in the dictionary and cantilever doesn't mean what I think it means - what's the word to describe my cake slice?

 

[Canadave]

^ Umm... something to do with the word accordian, maybe?

 

[trampledamage]

It does play a rather jaunty jig as I pick up the cake

 

[Mike Farley]

 

[Canadave]

^ Where can I get one of those kits?

 

[Aragorn]

Just so you know, the transporter doesn't actually transport you. It simply makes a copy of you and places you elsewhere. The previous you DIES.

 

[Kryton]

But the NEW you gets to enjoy DELICIOUS CAKE!

 

[Mike Farley]

But the NEW you gets to enjoy DELICIOUS CAKE!

And isn't that all that really counts?