Movies that would be interesting if they were more literally connected to their titles?

The Big Red One
Story of the number marker on the house at the beginning of the road. Alternately, a porn film.

Free Willy
A guy named Willy does odd jobs for no pay. Alternately, a porn film.

Schindler's List
A man continuously leans to one side. Could be incorporated into a porn film.

While You Were Sleeping
Documentary about milkmen and street sweepers. Alternately, a very inappropriate porn film.

The Seventh Seal
Tale of the least talented pinniped at the circus. Alternately, an extremely inappropriate porn film.

 

A man forgets his grocery list and buys an assortment of different kinds of food and beverages, hoping to get everything he was supposed to get.

 

The Wind that Shakes the Barley.
Two hours of barley stalks shaking in strong wind.

Logan.
The guy who was jogging in Logan's Run is now just sitting there doing nothing.

Skyfall.
The gasses in the atmosphere collapse for some reason and suffocate everyone.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.
Um, I guess that's pretty literal already.

Kor

 

And the main character is Chicken Little, who runs around, squawking, "I told you so! I told you the sky was falling!"

The movie ends with Chicken Little looking around at all the dead people, then he gets clobbered by a chunk of sky that turned into a solid.

 

'World War Z'

All of the letters of the alphabet gang up together and go to war against the letter 'Z'.

 

Alternatively, all the nations of the world go to war over whether to pronounce "Z" as "zee" or "zed."

It's "zed," btw.

 

'Dirty Dancing'

About laundry that is prohibited from dancing, since the person in charge of the town prohibits it unless all clothes are clean.

'Shutter Island'

A horror movie about cameras that keep on mysteriously disappearing.

 

Fans of the Andromeda TV series try to watch the 5th season and "strain" to figure out what the hell is going on.

 

"The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"

When a beauty contest goes bad... the knives come out.

"City Lights"

A movie all about the different kinds of lights in the city.

 

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Two and a half hours of the Enterprise crew staring out the viewscreen at various pictures.

Oh, wait. That actually happened.

 

The Neverending story: A live cam of some random street in America that never gets turned off and people can come and go to the movie at anytime and catch something new with each visit.

Wonder Woman: Part of a 3 part prequel trilogy to create a "Soylent Green" franchise. We see the first, human food is woman being turned into Wonder Bread. The second part of that 3 film prequels tells the story to what happens to the men in "The Apple Dumpling Gang." It all comes to together in the third installment called "American Pie."

Jason

 

A Fistful of Dollars - A man pays for everything he purchases with the wad of cash he carries in his hands.

 

'For a few dollars more' -- He returns to purchase more goods and then finds out he's a few dollars short.

 

Napoleon Dynamite

Napolean Bonaparte going around blowing up stuff with TNT.

Kor

 

Independence Day: A fireworks mishap leads to american cities getting blown up real good

The Dark Knight: Billionaire Bruce Wayne decides to take part in a renaissance fair jousting competition. He wears black armour and is dubbed the Dark Knight

The Dark Knight Rises: The dark knight (bruce wayne) gets knocked off his horse at the jousting competition. After falling off his horse, Wayne gets back up or 'rises' as is the parlance.

Falling Down: Michael Douglas plays a guy who keeps tripping over the same raised concrete paver on his way to work and keeps falling down. He get's angry and decides to take his rage out on literally the streets (and pavements) of los angeles.

 

Air Bud: What happens when hillbillies takeover a airplane on Christmas Eve and want to help the local residents of One-tooth, Arkansas by flying over and dumping Budweiser beers out of the plane onto the town. They see themselves as a modern real life Santa Claus.

Sicko: The definitive Harvey Weinstein , bio-flick.

Daredevil: What happens when God,Allah and Zeus dare the devil to spend one night in the creepy old house at the end of the block of their residental area up in the Afterlife. The Devil pretends to be brave and act like he isn't scared of ghosts and monsters but deep down is really scared but still gives into peer pressure because he doesn't want them to think he is chikcen. Turns out it there was no ghost or monsters at all. It was just Buddha who is to shy to come out in public and just wants to be friends with everyone.

Jason