In honor of LeadHead, who I guess is no longer with us given years of absence, I am starting a new thread and carrying over some of his ideas.
Please note: I am only doing just this one thread, so somebody else has to take up contest running (once, multiple times, or become the new LeadHead thread starter, what ever). This is the first time I have ever started a series or film caption contest!
Here are the final three movie caption contest threads he started, for those who want to reminisce...
#273: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/mov...-does-god-need-with-a-starship-anyway.304953/
#272: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/movies-caption-contest-272-san-francisco-1986.303717/
#271: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/movies-caption-contest-271-the-search-for-the-leadhead.301138/
So, without further ado…
Hello and welcome to the new caption contest!
shivkala reminds us that some people need shiving in movie theaters, with this entry:
Spock: Jim, the show is about to start, can you silence your communicator?
Kirk: Just a minute, Spock, I just have to quickly end this call. What's that? No, I wasn't talking to you. Spock. Spock. My first officer. Yes, the Vulcan. I don't know, Bones, too? Why does it matter? No you hang up first. No you hang up first...
inflatabledalek wins because I burst out laughing at this:
Sulu: Ilia... fancy running into you again.
The "Sorry, I deserve a win for this" award goes to myself for this tie-in...
Glowing Alien Being: "BEHOLD! For I am the all-mighty Promoter! I have been traveling through time to find one Ensign Harry Kim and giv him the promotion he deserves. Step forward, Kim."
Kirk: "Sorry, no Harry Kim here, Mr. Promoter."
Glowing Alien Being: "Son of a bitch. Gawd, I've tried like a zillion times. I'm about ready to give up. Maybe if I try, oh, the 24th century in the Delta quadrant. Well, here goes no--"
POW! POW! POW!
The Promoter is destroyed by Klingon Bird of Prey fire.
Mistress Janeway: At the gunner control, "Well, that's been taken care of. Good thing alternate universe evil Traveler warned me this might happen. Janeway to Mr. Tuvok, tunnel me back to our time."
Alexspaceman wins with this (and a follow up add-on from myself):
God: "This TV is too bright. I can't even make out T.J. Hooker."
ME:
Spock: "Did he say he wanted to make out with T.J. Hooker? It's too noisy out here."
Laura Cynthia Chambers reminds us dad jokes are still good jokes, even in the 23rd century...
"Spock Spock!"
"Who's there?"
"Rhetta."
"Rhetta who?"
"Rhetta lert!"
*collective groan*
Nerys Myk makes us ponder what we should never have had to ponder … can Spock do it?
Kirk: Finally some headlights. Hell of a place to breakdown.
McCoy: Get out there and look sexy, Spock.
shivkala points out the obvious, with this second entry win:
Sulu: It's almost like this corridor was designed for people to hit their heads!
THE THARPDEVENPORT NOMINATES HIMSELF FOR SOME WINS, BUT BECAUSE HE STARTED THE THREAD DOESN'T FEEL HE SHOULD WIN SO OFTEN Awards:
Kirk: "Okay everyone, we're getting closer to J.J. -- goggles on."
McCoy: "The goggles -- they do nothing!"
That moment when Shatner's girdle can no longer straddle the Laws of Physics, breaks and the metal clasp strikes the metal prop wall, generating a warp light effect.
Kirk: "What is that thing?"
Spock: "It appears to be a tear in the space/time continuum, Captain."
Kirk: "What's coming out of it?"
Spock: "Flatulence..."
McCoy: "Smells like a Goddamn Vulcan."
And the "theme" for this new thread is deleted scenes and bloopers, or: Star Trek 69: The Blurry Generations
Please note: I am only doing just this one thread, so somebody else has to take up contest running (once, multiple times, or become the new LeadHead thread starter, what ever). This is the first time I have ever started a series or film caption contest!
Here are the final three movie caption contest threads he started, for those who want to reminisce...
#273: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/mov...-does-god-need-with-a-starship-anyway.304953/
#272: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/movies-caption-contest-272-san-francisco-1986.303717/
#271: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/movies-caption-contest-271-the-search-for-the-leadhead.301138/
So, without further ado…
Hello and welcome to the new caption contest!
shivkala reminds us that some people need shiving in movie theaters, with this entry:
Spock: Jim, the show is about to start, can you silence your communicator?
Kirk: Just a minute, Spock, I just have to quickly end this call. What's that? No, I wasn't talking to you. Spock. Spock. My first officer. Yes, the Vulcan. I don't know, Bones, too? Why does it matter? No you hang up first. No you hang up first...
inflatabledalek wins because I burst out laughing at this:
Sulu: Ilia... fancy running into you again.
The "Sorry, I deserve a win for this" award goes to myself for this tie-in...
Glowing Alien Being: "BEHOLD! For I am the all-mighty Promoter! I have been traveling through time to find one Ensign Harry Kim and giv him the promotion he deserves. Step forward, Kim."
Kirk: "Sorry, no Harry Kim here, Mr. Promoter."
Glowing Alien Being: "Son of a bitch. Gawd, I've tried like a zillion times. I'm about ready to give up. Maybe if I try, oh, the 24th century in the Delta quadrant. Well, here goes no--"
POW! POW! POW!
The Promoter is destroyed by Klingon Bird of Prey fire.
Mistress Janeway: At the gunner control, "Well, that's been taken care of. Good thing alternate universe evil Traveler warned me this might happen. Janeway to Mr. Tuvok, tunnel me back to our time."
Alexspaceman wins with this (and a follow up add-on from myself):
God: "This TV is too bright. I can't even make out T.J. Hooker."
ME:
Spock: "Did he say he wanted to make out with T.J. Hooker? It's too noisy out here."
Laura Cynthia Chambers reminds us dad jokes are still good jokes, even in the 23rd century...
"Spock Spock!"
"Who's there?"
"Rhetta."
"Rhetta who?"
"Rhetta lert!"
*collective groan*
Nerys Myk makes us ponder what we should never have had to ponder … can Spock do it?
Kirk: Finally some headlights. Hell of a place to breakdown.
McCoy: Get out there and look sexy, Spock.
shivkala points out the obvious, with this second entry win:
Sulu: It's almost like this corridor was designed for people to hit their heads!
THE THARPDEVENPORT NOMINATES HIMSELF FOR SOME WINS, BUT BECAUSE HE STARTED THE THREAD DOESN'T FEEL HE SHOULD WIN SO OFTEN Awards:
Kirk: "Okay everyone, we're getting closer to J.J. -- goggles on."
McCoy: "The goggles -- they do nothing!"
That moment when Shatner's girdle can no longer straddle the Laws of Physics, breaks and the metal clasp strikes the metal prop wall, generating a warp light effect.
Kirk: "What is that thing?"
Spock: "It appears to be a tear in the space/time continuum, Captain."
Kirk: "What's coming out of it?"
Spock: "Flatulence..."
McCoy: "Smells like a Goddamn Vulcan."
And the "theme" for this new thread is deleted scenes and bloopers, or: Star Trek 69: The Blurry Generations
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