Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #266: Sickbay

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone and welcome to the new contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Timeless Problems" Award, going to Laura Cynthia Chambers for:

Kirk: "Scotty, what happened to the star field?!"
Scott: "Still rendering, sir."

Next, we have the "Attentive Listening" Award, going to Triskelion for:

Worf: How about some music?
Picard: No.
Worf: Did you at least hear my suggestion before summarily dismissing it this time??
Picard: Of course I did.You said something about arming photon torpedoes.

Next, we have the "Incomplete Re-Education" Award, going to Ithekro for:

KIRK: What's the problem? I seem to remember that you studied Klingon at the Academy and were well versed in all known sub dialects.

UHURA: Well someone forgot to tell Doctor McCoy about that when they reeducated me after SOMEbody's pet killer space probe wiped my memory.


Our Photoshop Award, goes to Nerys Myk for:

So much Logic in the contest! 3 people shall win awards!

First to JonnyQuest030 for:

PICARD: "Wow, this new HD viewscreen is really amazing. It's like we're actually plummeting to our deaths on the planet's surface!"
WORF: "Ummm... Sir?"


Next, Smellincoffee for:

Kirk: Status report, Uhura?
Uhuru: On hold for 47 minutes and counting, sir.


And Bry_Sinclair for:

Worf: Party on, Wayne!
Picard: Party on, Garth!
Bohemian Rhapsody starts blaring from the communication system.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, a new contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Now hear this: All personnel are prohibited from checking into sickbay for no toher reason but to avoid wearing uniforms with the bizarre black belt buckle things.

The Kool-Aid man had a tough time breaking through Tritanium.

Kirk: Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt. I'll come back later.

 

[FormerLurker]

Kirk: He's mad because you were two-timing him. I'm mad because it wasn't with me.

 

[Hutchy01]

Borg 4: When I said I wanted a breakout part this isn't what I meant.

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: That woman really wants her coffee.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Take a number? Gotta be a better way to run a healthcare system.

 

[Mr Soak]

Spock: What did your last patient die of?
Kirk: I'm not dead yet.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Bones: New ship and not a single water dispenser is working!

EMH: People say my bedside manner is bad, but even I don't keep the door of sickbay locked at all times.

Crusher: But look, Borg! I was vindicated at last!

EMH: According to these sensors they had to clamber over the bodies of a lot of rotting corpses that have piled up outside.

Crusher: Vindicated!

Valaris: Alright, I'm not Kirstie Alley. What gave it away?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: Bones, get over here. My communicator's stuck to my chest!

EMH: Personal log. Apparently somebody REALLY wants to talk to me about Amway.

Kirk: Could you two take your relationship angst somewhere else? I'm trying to SLEEP here!

 

[Tenacity]

Kirk: "Bones, how do you flush this?
McCoy: "I told you before Jim, that isn't a urinal."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

McCoy: "Chapel, would you mind helping Captain Genius over there get his hand unstuck from the instrument sterilizer?"

 

[Triskelion]

T4TW, Leadhead!

Kirk: Ask him where he hid the Ding Dongs.

 

[Sibyl]

Spock: He was only mostly dead.

 

[Nerys Myk]

VALARIS: How did this hobo get in here?

 

[Sibyl]

Kirk (to himself): I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death...

 

[Timewalker]

Kirk: That's an unusual hair ornament, Lieutenant.

Valeris: Thank you, sir. I made it myself.

Kirk: I knew there was something wrong with you. Spock, escort the Lieutenant to Sickbay. She's clearly suffering from delusions of being a fashion designer.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Kirk: "What year is it?"
Spock: "Ignore Rumpelstiltskin over there. He thinks he's hilarious."

EMH: "Computer, increase seal strength to anti-Marie Barone level."

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: ...So you see, by denying Red Level patients treatment by a Treatment Coefficient you calculate, you classify as an epidemic threat. YOU MUST ERADICATE YOURSELF!!!
Allocator: All right, geez, can't be worse than listening to this space logic!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Kirk: "Hey, when you're finished blow-drying his uniform, how about that shave, lady?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Bones, I think your scale is broken.
MCCOY: For the last time! It's not broken!!!!