Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #264: April Fools!

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Hello and welcome to the April Fools Contest!

This contest will run for one week and the winners of this contest and the previous one will be posted then.

Our April Fools Objective this year, brings one of Ricardo Montalban's other villainous roles to the contest. It's time to caption The Naked Gun!

Enjoy!

 

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Drebin: Yes, I look remarkably like that Doctor Rumack guy. And stop calling me Shirley.

Ludwig: I have many wonderful items here in my office, including the Captain's uniform from the U.S.S. Reliant.

Drebin: No, no, no! The crescendo was too early!

Ludwig: Investigate this Lieutenant Frank Drebin for me, he seems to be the only man who can stop me...

(Because if I don't, someone else will)

Hey! It's Enrico Pallazzo!

 

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Montoya: What will we do about this lieutenant Columbo?

 

[Nerys Myk]

I assure you, Miss. The pecs are real. The hair, not so much.

 

[Leviathan]

A deleted scene from the Enterprise D Saucer crash site.

 

[Leviathan]

Enrico Pallazzo: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!

 

[inflatabledalek]

Drebin: And we're sure going to take that Roddenberry guy to the cleaners over ripping off Forbidden Planet.

Montalban: Sometimes people shout "Boss, da plane da plane!" at me. Sometimes they shout "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!" at me. I kill both groups equally painfully.

CBS Executive: There are no issues with the production on Star Trek Discovery! The launch date has just been pushed back again so as to take advantage of a stronger broadcast window. Everything is fine and everyone is very happy to be here.

Montalban: Are you sure you don't have a little Latino in you?

Nielsen's attempt to hide from people who'd seen Dracula: Dead and Loving It weren't entirely successful.

 

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