Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #261: What's going on here?

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to the new caption contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Use your glasses, Admiral!" Award, going to Ryan Thomas Riddle for:

Kirk: It's blurry.
Sulu: Put on your gift from Dr. McCoy, sir.


Next, we have the "Extra Abilities" Award, going to Nebusj for:

Data: ``In the event of emergency street repairs I have been designed to act as a traffic warning cone.''


Next, we have the "Priorities" Award, going to Avro Arrow for:

Sulu: Shall we adjust course, Admiral?
Kirk: No! I'm working on my tan...

We shall have two photoshop awards this time around, first one goes to tharpdevenport for:

Kirk: "What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?"

Sulu: "Now. You're looking at now, sir. Evertying that is happening now, is happening now."

Kirk: "What happened to then?"

Sulu: "We passed it."

Kirk: "When?"

Sulu: "Just now. We're at now now."

Kirk: "Go back to then."

Sulu: "When?"

Kirk: "Now!"

Sulu: "Now?"

Kirk: "Now!"

Sulu: "I can't."

Kirk: "Why?"

Sulu: "We missed it."

Kirk: "When?"

Sulu: "Just now."

Kirk: "When will then be George and Gracie?"

Sulu: "Soon."

Kirk: "How soon?"

Spock: "Captain."

Kirk: "What?"

Spock: "I've identified the whales location."

Kirk: "Where?"

Spock: "They're in a water tank in California."

Sulu: "Setting a course and estimated time of arrival."

Kirk: "When?!"

Sulu: "Nineteen-hundred hours, sir."

Spock: "By high noon tomorrow those whales will be our prisoners to take back to the future whether they want to go or not."

Kirk: "HHHOOOOO!!!"


Our second photoshop award goes to Nerys Myk for:

KIRK: Lay on the horn,Sulu. Let this idiot know we're trying to pass


A rare award that we haven't done often, an All Image Caption award, going to TommyR01D for:

Readers should be aware that staring at the sun like this...

...can lead to blue patches obscuring your vision.

Then there's the problem of sunburn.

Another special award, the "Perfect Thing to Say" Award, goes to Hutchy01 for:

Chekov: There's a new star up in heaven tonight, Captain.

The award goes to Bry_Sinclair for:

Starfleeter: Oh my god! All those redshirts sent to their deaths last century have come back as ghosts!

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: (thinking) Dang, I thought I would get to be in charge of the Enterprise in this movie.

Kirk: We need to make the command structure more confusing. You come with me and We'll leave Chekov in command, even though Scotty is a Captain and outranks him.

Chekov: Sir, Starfleet Commander on emergency channel. He orders you to surrender this vessel.

Kirk: Tell him no %$*&*&^ way!

McCoy: (thinking) I may regret coming on this mission...

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: You sure that tribble's dead?

SPOCK: Okay everyone pay attention. Kirk's on his way. He's a well know cheat and womanizer. So keep the ladies away from him.... He's right behind me isn't he?

KIRK: Tag, you're it.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: Isn't that right, Uhura? *hic*
Sulu: I believe the captain is drunk.

Chief Medical Officer's Log: Regret to say that Admiral Kirk may be mentally unstable. He believes we are on a quest to deliver the 'Death Star' plans and use them against 'the Empire'. He insists on making his own logs in a manner that reverses noun/verb order.

 

[Avro Arrow]

TFTW, LeadHead!

Spock (thinking): That antique paper book cost me 500 credits, and he's just lugging it around like it's some cheap-ass PADD!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock (inner monologue): "Thank goodness Doctor McCoy got Jim that belt buckle. I much rather prefer he played with that instead of normally..."

 

[Avro Arrow]

Kirk: Look, Sulu, a Dragonite! Alter course to capture!
Sulu: Sir, maybe you should give the game a rest for a bit? And don't touch my steering arm!

 

[Hutchy01]

Kirk: C'mon Sulu let's make the alternate universe and this one the same, If you know what I mean!

 

[Avro Arrow]

Spock (thinking): I know he's the admiral, but does he really need to stand on that milk crate all the time, just so everyone always has to look up to him?

 

[inflatabledalek]

Kirk: Why hello, this "Mr" Saavik is the second Vulcan I've met I'd like to have sex with.

Kirk: Sulu, Checkov, it's picture time! I want a photo of me and most mose beloved and dearest friends. Spock...Scotty...Uhurah...

Can you two think of anyone else who should be in it?

McCoy: I don't care if I am supposed to be doing all of Spock's duties, I will not "Grok" you.

 

[tharpdevenport]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x54/TrueX-Ray/Movies Caption Contest/Movies49b.jpg
KIRK: Tag, you're it.

Imagine the image of Sulu saying "Fire" again since only twenty images are allowed per post; Sulu: "Fire."

Imagine the image of Sulu saying "Fire" again since only twenty images are allowed per post; Sulu: "Fire."

 

[KGator]

Kirk (thinking): "If you want to look smart and in charge, just stand tall and carry a big book."
Spock (thinking): "Why does he keep carrying around that stupid cookbook?"

Kirk: "You are over-rotating when you throw Sulu. Your power comes from your shoulder, from here."

Kirk: "So what happens if you get scared half to death . . . . TWICE?"

 

[DrBob]

Kirk: Here, you can have your old diary back. It makes terrible bathroom reading material.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

KIRK: Tag, you're it.

SULU: Uh, sir, the game was over yesterday.
KIRK: Says who? I'm the captain.
CHEKOV: Game? Vhat game? Vhy vasn't I inwited to this game? Nobody ever inwites me to do anything fun. *pouts*
SULU (sarcastically): Gee, I wonder why that is?

 

[Hutchy01]

Spock: He's behind me isn't he.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

KIRK: "When a man reaches a certain age, he begins to ask himself questions, Leonard. "What is the meaning of life?" "Have I accomplished everything I want to?" "Is there anything I wish I would have done differently?" "Where do I go from here?""
MCCOY: "Well, I suppose it's only natural, Jim. Is that why you didn't get to sleep until very late last night?"
KIRK: "Nah, that's not it. I was trying to imagine how you'd look with a handlebar mustache. Or a big Santa Claus beard."
MCCOY: "And they say Peter Pan never grew up."

 

[Jedman67]

Spock: "In all my years in Starfleet, not one person has successfully passed the Kobiyashi Maru exam."
Kirk: *polite cough*
Spock: "You are your own category, Jim."

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Why did you write a book about Baby and Child Care?
Spock: I needed the money for space hookers.

Kirk: Solo, tell Chewie here to stop measuring our speed through the Kessel Run in units of distance. It's weird.
Sulu: Wookies.
Chekov: Who died and made you Word Wader.

Kirk: Of all the beards I have ever known, yours was the most...human.
Bones: Let it go, Jim!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

SPOCK: "First officer's log, supplemental: Captain Kirk has been informed that Starfleet is sending an official holo-photographer to capture his likeness for a portrait to be hung on the wall at Starfleet Command. Since he learned of this matter, he has been randomly striking authoritative poses all day. If he does not cease and desist this juvenile behavior at once, the portrait will not be the only thing hanging...Computer, delete last sentence."
KIRK: "Too late."

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

TFTW!

Spock: If I were Counsellor Troi, I'd be saying about how I sense great smugness right now.

Kirk: All hope is lost. We're done for! There's nothing left to do now but for the Captain to go down with the ship. Tag Sulu, you're it. [Runs for the escape pod]

McCoy: [Thinking] My god, that's a Tribble on his head!