Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #260: Test Screening

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to the new contest! Let's get down to business!

First up to the plate, we have the "Inescapable" Award going to Nebusj for:

Kirk: ``Don't look. You're being followed by the Paramount logo. I said don't look!''


Next, we have the "Ladies, ladies, please, you're both wrong" Award, going to Bry_Sinclair for:

B'Etor: Like OMG! I think Soran like totally has the hots for me.
Lursa: WTF? He told me that I was the one he liked!


Next, we have the "Dangerous Combinations" Award, going to Triskelion for:

Worf: Wow, chili and bloodwine do not mix!

Two Captions of Logic this time!

First, going to inflatabledalek for:

Lursor: Hey, you sorted out that plasma coil didn't you?

B'Etor: What plasma coil?


Next, we have fedCentauri, winning for:

Lursor: Have you heard?
B'Etor: About what?
Lursor: About the b-b-b-b-bird bird bird


Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

Now for our new contest, let's see what they put on screen...

Happy Captioning!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Quick, Sulu! Get someone out there to clean the windshield!

Son'a: Wait for it... Wait for it...

Data throws approaching guy at the screen

Kirk: I'm not sure about this shortcut, Mister Sulu...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Wait ... wait ... I think I can make out a boobie."

Sulu: "Sir, why don't you jsut pay for HBO?"

Kirk: "No! That would cost extra."

Kirk: "Okay, who'd like to sling-shot around the sun, travel back in time, hang out uncomfortably with the locals even though we're all human except for Spock, listen to terrible rock music, get arrested by the military, pollute the time line, and bring back a pair of hump-backed whales to a probe that's so stupid it's destroying the biological and ecological habitat world wide of the species its looking for, for a probe that finally drops it's singular ball indicating it's finally become a man. Any one?

Any one?"

 

[Finn]

Chekov: Russians inwented supernovas

*Kirk walks over and Gibbs-slaps him*

 

[Avro Arrow]

Sulu: Shall we adjust course, Admiral?
Kirk: No! I'm working on my tan...

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Sulu, what part of "around the Sun", did you not understand?

 

[Nebusj]

First up to the plate, we have the "Inescapable" Award going to Nebusj for:

Kirk: ``Don't look. You're being followed by the Paramount logo. I said don't look!''

Thanks kindly!

Kirk: ``I don't know. Have you tried jiggling the antenna?''

Data: ``In the event of emergency street repairs I have been designed to act as a traffic warning cone.''

Kirk: ``But where is its other eye?''

 

[Nerys Myk]

What's that idiot doing? He totally blocked that goal!!!!! We lose the Federation Cup again!!!!

 

[Avro Arrow]

Kirk: Everyone, prepare for time warp!
Sulu: Are we going back to get some whales, in order to stop the probe and save all life on Earth?
Kirk: Er, well, sure, we can do that too. Mostly I just wanted to go pick up some Pepsi Blue.

 

[Ithekro]

Kirk: Mr. Sulu. I don't remember the Neutral Zone being so, cloudy, when I took the Kobayashi Maru test. Did something happen?

Sulu: In a word, Praxis.

Don't you think the policy bring back the red shirts has become too literal?

So that's the second star to the left.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Don't look at me. As Captain, Spock was supposed to pay the cable bill.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: Time Warp coordinates, Captain?
KIRK: It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk "Damnit, it's fuzzy again. Quickly, Sulu -- suit up and go out and adjust the rabbit ears again."

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Thanks for the win

Kirk: Faster Sulu!
Sulu: We're at maximum warp now, Admiral. To increase our velocity we'd need to jettison some weight.
Kirk: ...
Saavik: Awkward.

Starfleeter: Oh my god! All those redshirts sent to their deaths last century have come back as ghosts!

Sulu: Should we alter course, Admiral?
Kirk: No, that's just what they'll be expecting.
Sulu: 'They' who, sir?

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Huh.
Sulu: I told you setting the channel to "Adult Block" would actually block the adult channels, sir.
Kirk: I thought it was a whole block of adult movies.
Sulu: Yes, and that is when I told you it would actually block the adult channels, and then you replied "Stow it, Lord Vader."

Data: Well how was I supposed to know a big floating disembodied ass would contaminate their culture?

Kirk: Captain's - log, SUPPLEMENTAL. Stardate: Yester. Year. The sun stands sentinel. Over the past. BECKoning us, like...
Sulu: A moth to a supernova?
Kirk: No...
Sulu: A window into cosmic eternity?
Kirk: No...
Sulu: The neon 'Free Buffet' sign over a strip joint?
Kirk: That's the one.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Chekov: "Keptin, vhy are you masturbating at a time like dis?"

Kirk: "Ah, hell, I'm gonna go blind any way."

 

[Hutchy01]

The new uniforms with the high collars and the shoulder pads just look frankly ridiculous!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Wait -- what's that on the mid lower quadrant? Computer, enhance image."

"Goddamnit! I thought we got that out of the system already."

 

[Hutchy01]

"Goddamnit! I thought we got that out of the system already."

You know the rules.

 

[inflatabledalek]

TFTW LH!

Shatner: And here's a picture of my invitation to George's wedding.

In a desperate attempt to stop Spiner being the only cast member to get anything to do in the films, Gates McFadden tries a sneak flying kick.

Kirk: And thanks to this endoscope, we can see the sun truly does shine out of my ass.