Movies Caption Contest #258: The Undiscovered Contest!

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! New Contest!

As a special treat, I decided to give all the photos 2 winners!

First up to the plate, we have the "Never steal the T'Booze" Award, going to:

And Kirk never tried to swipe a bottle of T'Bonz's ale again.

Next, we have the "Complete Honesty" Award, going to:

Kirk: OK, you're wondering why I've come back from escorting our prisoner to the brig covered in blood. Well, to be honest, when I said "I lied" I was actually lying.

Next, we have "The Wrath of Sulu" Award, going to:

SAAVIK: Admiral, we found a survivor. He says his name is "Sulu" and you left him here 15 years ago, with only a blanket and a half charged phaser.

DAVID: If you thought Khan was pissed, he ain't got nothing on this guy!

Next, we have the "Perils of Communication" Award, going to:

Saavik: Butts, First name Seymour? Hang on, let me check.

Next, we have the "Effective Leader" Award, going to:

Kruge, yelling dramatically over communicator: GET OUT! GET OUT OF THERE!
Torg: Um, you know *you're* the one at the transporter controls, ri<BOOM>

Next, we have the "Suppertime!" Award, going to:

Torg: The Hot Pockets are read-

Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

Torg: It's my own delicious blend of tofurkey. I call it Torgfurkey.

TORG: Captain, I may need to borrow your Delorean!

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now a new contest featuring "The Undiscovered Country!"

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Re: Movies Caption Contest #256: The Undiscovered Contest!

Patrick Stewart: (off screen) Okay, lets set up for our scene. What the heck are all of you people doing here?

Kirk: I'm going to create peace between the Klingons and the Federation. you just watch!

Spock: Of course you are, Captain.

Spock Nerve-Pinches Kirk.

Valeris: THAT'S for the awful Plomeek Soup you served yesterday!

 

[Peach Wookiee]

"Spock... you mean Chang sings better than I do?"
"You sing, Captain? I considered it a rudimentary version of rap."

"Spock, that's where you need to go! Over there!"

Evidently, Lieutenant Valeris had found the Enterprise's chef's food badly underdone. She overcompensated, perhaps owing to having watched Chef Gordon Ramsey.

 

[Triskelion]

Re: Movies Caption Contest #256: The Undiscovered Contest!

T4TW Santa Garrus!

Kirk: New general order, Spock: all Starfleet captains are to be able to one-up aliens on Shakespeare.
Spock: Noted.

Kirk: Too old to command a starship??? Second star to the right, and straight on till morning, how do you like that!!!
Spock: <turns Kirk forward>

Chef's log, supplemental: Never show Alien on a spaceship the night before a lobster dinner.

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "I see you've beamed over wearing leather, and you brought chains and knives, you might have misunderstood my invitation to come over for a little fun."

Chang: "I should let you know, Klingons don't believe in safe words."

.

 

[Avro Arrow]

Thanks for the win, Santa Garrus! (Every year, on Christmas eve, he travels around Palaven, and if a turian child has been really good that year, he breaks into their house and calibrates their household systems!)

Kirk: You see, when I sent you the invitation on Spacebook, I thought you were David Chang, my old classmate from the Academy.
Chang: Well, this is awkward.

Kirk: What's the matter? I just used that bathroom over there.
Spock: That is a turbolift.
Kirk: Hmm, perhaps it was a mistake to sell my glasses after all.

Valeris: VENDORIAN!! <fires>
Spock: Lieutenant, you cannot keep using that as an excuse to shoot everything on this ship!
Valeris: You know who would say that? A Vendorian!

 

[Nerys Myk]

NIMOY: You wanna back up a bit, Bill? You're totally blocking me in this shot!

COOK: That's the last leola root in the Galaxy!

VALERIS: Trust me, future generations will thank me!

CHANG: You really haven't heard "Edelweiss" until you've heard it in the original Klingon

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: There once was a wench from Qo'noS
Who cinched up her corset to boast.
When the warriors saw her spillage,
They pillaged her village,
And fought to get honor the most.

Chang: And now there will be peace.

 

[Hutchy01]

Kirk: You sing Bohemian Rhapsody better then.

 

[T'Girl]

Shatner (whispering): "Why am I doing this again?

Nimoy (whispering): "Money."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Nimoy: Whispering, "Bill, suck in your gut."

Shat: "I am."

Nimoy: "Oh, lord, this really is the last one isn't it?"

 

[inflatabledalek]

TFTW [insert Holiday Name or Leadhead here depending on when you're reading this].

Kirk: If a 80's/90's franchise goes by without David Warner appearing at least twice, does it really exist?

Spock: We're not risking it.

Spock: Jim, I can't let you go give yourself up for my mistake. I will have to Vulcan neck pinch you.

*Awkward pause*

Spock: Uuuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

*Longer Awkward Pause*


Spock: Uuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggghhhhhhh...


*Awkward Pause*

Kirk: It happens to us all Spock.

Chef: Abrams!

 

[Triskelion]

Saavik: Alphabet Spaghetti-O's are illogical.

Kirk: Why is...that crewman's speech...sohaltingandunevenly paced! Spock! It's -
Spock: ...
Kirk: ...
Spock: Captain?
Kirk: - annoying-as-hell! Spock!http://www.trekbbs.com//www.pinterest.com/pin/create/extension/

 

[tharpdevenport]

Saavik: "Crewman, your goose is cooked."

Spock: "Too literal, Lt."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Spock: Valeris, the captain distinctly said "No Disintegrations".

Kirk: That guy keeps sniggering every time my tunic rides up and my lower back is exposed. I want him on the next away mission.

Kirk: On behalf of the Federation Arts Council, I would like to welcome Kahless' Own Acting Troupe to the Enterprise, where they will perform "Hamlet".
Chang: We look forward to regaling your crew with our hit song, "Hakuna Matata".

 

[Triskelion]

Chang: In space, all warriors are cold warriors.
Kirk: Spock, turn up the thermostat and bring us all some hot chocolate.
Chang: And now there will be peace.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: See, they're not all Space Bikers.

 

[Candlelight]

The new PotCleanser 5000 (™) will get your pots clean, right down to the atomic level!

"You… YOU… why do you keep telling ME what to do??"
"Bill, that's Nicholas, he's the director"
"But this is my ship!?"
"Oh not again… Bill, this isn't real-"
"Scotty, get me out of here!!"

"Is… is this the part where I shake his weiner?"
"Captain, that isn't a Klingon tradition."
"Wha- DAMMIT BONES!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Remembering how keen Klingon prison guards were on rubber gloves and lubricant, Spock hid Kirk's tracer in plain sight on his shoulder.

 

[f14peter]

KIRK: "Can I get you something Colonel Chang?"

CHANG: "S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

KIRK: "I'm sorry, I don't understand. "

KERLA: "Cutty say 'e can't HANG!"

SPOCK: "Oh Captain! I speak Klingon jive.

KIRK: "Oh, good."

KIRK: "... then change the linoleum back to the all-black pattern, the accent trim in the turbo-lift is too bright, the drapes in my quarters are in need of cleaning, I want the main viewer moved to that wall ..."

SPOCK: "of course ... c'mon Jim, the transporter's waiting"

SPOCK: "A lens flare! Quick Valaris, for the sake of the franchise, KILL IT!""