Movies Caption Contest #257: Searching for Spock

[LeadHead]

Sorry about the mistake in the original posting of this contest. Instead of hitting Quote to make the first captions of the images, I hit Edit and didn't realize until it was too late.

Also,my apologies for the tardiness of this contest, it's happening so easily for me to not realize that it's been over a month since I started the last contest.

First up to the plate, we have the "Hey! You forgot to order my Chocolate Milkshake!" Award, going to:

UHURA: That's a Number ten - ten piece chicken nuggets, large fries, and a large Sprite and a small cheeseburger too.

Next, we have the "Worthy Adversaries" Award, going to:

Spock: It's no good Admiral, sending Khan tapes of Fantasy Island in order to demoralise him has only resulted in him sending T.J. Hooker back.

Next, we have the "In Depth Analysis" Award, going to:

Picard: So it's confirmed.

Data: Yes captain, we appear to be in space.

So many fantastic Photoshops this contest! There shall be 4 winners!

Starting with:

"It is headed directly at us."

Also:

Data: I am an android, so I do not see any shapes in the nebula cloud. Why sir, what do you see?

Also:

STEWART: In retrospect, having the writers watch The Original Series might have been a bad idea.

And:

Picard: And people say *we* suffer from franchise fatigue...

Keeping in mind how patient you all have been with the tardiness of this contest, there shall be two winners of the next prize!

Kirk: Report, Mr. Spock.

Spock: Admiral, I am detecting anomalous radiation coming from Regula One.

Kirk: Regula One? What is it?

Spock: It is a large space station where research into Project Genesis is being conduced. However, that is not important at this time.

And...

Spock: And it's Brees throwing a long bomb up the middle to Coulston! Coulston reaches.....ooohhhh.... interception... and the Falcons score a return of sixty yards stealing a touchdown from the Saints!

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

Here are the new photo:

Here we go!

Kirk: Three months LeadHead?!

Esteban: (over comm) We're under attack! Contacting Starfleet for instructions...

Torg: The countdown is almost done, something great is bound to happen!

 

[FormerLurker]

Kirk: Okay, if I'm holding a phaser, why do I look like I've been in a fist fight?

 

[Avro Arrow]

Kirk: OK, everyone... dinner's ready!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"It says 'Select subspace channel one for Klingon or select subspace channel two for Terran'. I do not get it; if English is the language of the Federation, why do I have to switch subspace channels? To paraphrase commander Spock: To hell with this system."

"OMG -- wait until they see this nifty selfie with the countdown. Boy will they be jealous. I should have brought my selfie stick..."

 

[Jetboogieman]

Kirk: What? She assured me she wasn't on her period!

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Actually, turns out Spock doesn't love Italian.

DAVID: What's wrong?
SAAVIK: I'm getting only one bar of signal.

TORG: "Say the wrong thing" my about-to-be-incinerated ass!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"What? The Mohel wasn't available and I can't find the kit, so I had to use a phaser. Who's next?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

And Kirk never tried to swipe a bottle of T'Bonz's ale again.

Torg: No, Commander, I don't know what the yellow light means...

Saavik: That is unsatisfactory. We are critically low on consumables, so you must deliver our plomeek pizza within 30 minutes.

 

[Triskelion]

Well, I was just down there doing a little dirty talk, and...it self destructed.

Radio: And the final school closings for the sector include Golanfli IIX, Dodorx Colony, New Alabama and...the Neutral Zone.
Saavik: CRAP!
David: Maybe they forgot -
Radio: - And in the Mutara Nebula schools on any Q class Genesis Planets will be following their regular schedules.
Saavik & David: CRAP!!!

Torg: Any chance of this being...movie sign?


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[Finn]

Saavik: Damn it!

David: What?

Saavik: I hate this Siri. The voice password was set up in the last movie.

 

[Hutchy01]

DAVID: You look different ... Is that hair still regulation?

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAAVIK: Admiral, we found a survivor. He says his name is "Sulu" and you left him here 15 years ago, with only a blanket and a half charged phaser.

DAVID: If you thought Khan was pissed, he ain't got nothing on this guy!

TORG: Internet polls are without honor. The refit is not the best Enterprise. Original series all the way!

 

[Hutchy01]

TORG: Captain, I may need to borrow your Delorean!

 

[Maurice]

TORG: On Number One I've gone Number Two...

 

[Drob]

Torg: It's my own delicious blend of tofurkey. I call it Torgfurkey.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Avro Arrow]

TFTW, LeadHead!

Kirk: That is the *last* time I'm going shopping on Black Friday!

Saavik: OK, my guy's got our new identities ready. I'm going to be a Romulan named Tallera, and you're going to be an Ornaran named T'Jon. We split the 50 million credit take, leave the Federation, and never look back. Got it?
David: OK, got it.
Saavik: And don't do anything stupid like blow all of your cut on drugs or something.

Kruge, yelling dramatically over communicator: GET OUT! GET OUT OF THERE!
Torg: Um, you know *you're* the one at the transporter controls, ri<BOOM>

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: We're out of barbecue sauce.

 

[Avro Arrow]

Kirk: Next time, Spock... get McCoy to watch your damn cat!

Torg: My Lord. The ship appears to be deserted.
Kruge, over communicator: How can that be? They're hiding!
Torg: Yes sir. But the bridge appears to be run by computer. It is the only thing speaking.
Kruge: Speaking? Let me hear.
Computer: Nine... eight... seven... six... five...
Kruge (muffled): So, Maltz... how'd you like to be first officer?
Torg: Wait, wha<BOOM>

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: Captain! Do you need more backup for Uhura's gynocological exam?
Kirk: For the love of - stop sending in redshirts!

Saavik: QRock, Mutara Nebula's Number One Hit Music Station?!
Kirk: I told you to stop doing that! Enterprise can take you to Risa for free any time you want!

Torg: The Hot Pockets are read-



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