Movies Caption Contest #249: 20 years of Generations
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Riker: Message from the crew, sir. 'Thank you for not putting Riker in a Princess Leia bikini this year.'
Picard: Yes, well - who knew he would take the request seriously!
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Fleet Admiral
"Frak."
Paramount's method of responding to Jonathan Frakes' tweet declaring his interest in directing "Star Trek 3" was, shall we say... unique.
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PICARD: "Number One! Read the orders!"
RIKER: "Aye Sir! ATTENTION ALL CREW! You are hereby ordered to just sit right back! Willfully and knowingly, you will hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip! Specifically, a trip that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship!
Picard: What was that noise?
Kirk: Sounded like an Enterprise plummeting to the ground.
Picard: You can tell that just from the sound?
Kirk: I have some experience in this area.
Picard: I hope you like this program, Number One. I personally designed it for your birthday party.
Riker: I appreciate that, Sir. We could have gone with Mardi Gras or Risa, but this is muuuuuuuuuch better.
In this image, you can see the exact moment when Riker decided to kill Data.
Riker: "... Avast and belay!"
Could somebody who has some kind of program, like Photoshop for example, remove the sky? Leaving just Piard, Kirk, and the bars. Make it white and save as a bmp or png file so I can put it atop another image.
I've got MSPaint and it takes forever and can be jagged.
Could somebody who has some kind of program, like Photoshop for example, remove the sky? Leaving just Piard, Kirk, and the bars. Make it white and save as a bmp or png file so I can put it atop another image.
I've got MSPaint and it takes forever and can be jagged.
Have you tried paint.net (i'm sure I an try help you)
Could somebody who has some kind of program, like Photoshop for example, remove the sky? Leaving just Piard, Kirk, and the bars. Make it white and save as a bmp or png file so I can put it atop another image.
I've got MSPaint and it takes forever and can be jagged.
Have you tried paint.net (i'm sure I an try help you)
Stewart: Dumbass! That was the joke
Shatner: Double Dumbass on yourself!
Riker: The revolutionary government in France has declared war on Britain, captain. We are ordered to participate in a naval blockade of the Channel.
Picard: Which side are we on again?
Riker: Orders from Admiralty, captain. We are to proceed in war games against Captain Horatio Hornblower.
Picard: Raise shields!
Riker: It's from someone calling themselves The Guardians Of Their Mamas And Also We Are Virgins And Very Likely Gay Of Economic Necessity. They're, uh, inviting the fleet to dock in their mom's pants, or they'll be forced to quote 'destroy all our capitalism sexy rainbow bicycle pants.'
Picard: Got any cheese to go with that whine?
Riker: Stellar comeback, sir.
Worf: BY FEKLAR'S JOWL HOW IS ANY OF THIS NEWS!
Picard: I knew we should have chosen Risa as a vacation spot.
Kirk: Never believe the weathermen when they say "100% sunny." Damn clouds creeping in during pool time!
Picard: How do we get this vessel under way, Number One?
Riker: Not sure, sir. These operating instructions are all in Ferengi.
And THIS is when Data's character "jumped the shark."
Kirk: No, I'm just saying we can't play 'I'm Jean Luc Picard, I'm James T. Kirk, I'm Batman' until he gets here, is all.
Riker: Data stop playing Wii Gopher Strangle and get back to work.
Troi: Oh, he just killed my high score.
And THIS is when Data's character "jumped the shark."
Jumped the shark ... this is the point where even the frikken shark is jumping around
Picard: Anymore items on this week's meeting agenda, Number One?
Riker: We're supposed to have a roundtable discussion about Deanna's driving, sir.
Picard: $*&@, not this again. Postpone until next week.
Riker: I'm sorry sir, but I'm under strict orders from Admiral Hayes to ensure this discussion takes place. He said that "unless somebody dies, you can't delay this anymore."
COM: "Bridge to captain Picard..."
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With his Emotion Chip unable to cope with the cacophony of uniform styles on the bridge, Data's ethical subroutines were activated and began calculating which crew members needed to be dispensed.
Picard: A message for me?
Riker: From the crew, sir.
Picard: Well, by all means. Read it!
Riker: It's the story of "Mutiny on the HMS Bounty", sir.
Picard *sigh* No one ever appreciates my attempting to liven up these staff affairs.
Kirk: Birdy, birdy in the sky
dropped a poopy in my eye
I'm not sad, I don't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly!
Picard: How on EARTH has the historical record made you seem respectable?
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