Movies Caption Contest #248: The Lazarus Project

[Candlelight]

"Sweet jesus Jean Luc, not another core breach??"

"I think I just ejected the warp core. Please excuse me"

 

[Rat Boy]

Esteban: "...seriously? We're getting robocalls still? The election was a week ago!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "And they laughed when I wanted non-elecrtical conducting wooden rails on the bridge. Who's laughing now?!"

Picard: "Do you realize what this is doing to me? Do you know how hard it is to find a good first officer? Or counselor? Or doctor?"

Crusher: "But I'm not leaving..."

Picard: "Quiet you!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk (arching back to clear electric bolt): "Woo-hoo, I've still got it! They don't call me Electro-Limbo Kirk for nothing!"
Spock: "Nobody calls you that."
Kirk: "Well, they should!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: So, do you have our replacements lined up?

PICARD: Replacements? Please, first officer and counselor are two of the most useless positions in Starfleet. We're discontinuing both!

 

[Finn]

Is that Rat Boy I see?

 

[Rat Boy]

Maybe...I tried a Carl Spock reference in the TOS Caption Contest. Perhaps I should have invoked Grignak here?

 

[shivkala]

Picard: Don't look down her dress, Don't look down her dress, Don't look down her dress, OH CRAP SHE'S EMPATHIC, GEORDI LAFORGE FLEW THE FLAGSHIP TO FLORIDA, GEORDI LAFORGE FLEW -

Riker: Why are you saying all this out loud?

Troi: And you realize in a few days, we'll be on Betazed and you'll see me completely nude?
http://www.trekbbs.com//www.pinterest.com/pin/create/extension/

 

[Hutchy01]

Picard: Don't look down her dress, Don't look down her dress, Don't look down her dress, OH CRAP SHE'S EMPATHIC, GEORDI LAFORGE FLEW THE FLAGSHIP TO FLORIDA, GEORDI LAFORGE FLEW -

Riker: Why are you saying all this out loud?

Troi: And you realize in a few days, we'll be on Betazed and you'll see me completely nude?

Picard: In that case it's gonna take a sh*t tonne more to hold him down

 

[tharpdevenport]

I wanted to show you how the Shat is so awesome that he shoots lighting bolts out of his penis and ass, but since Google can't mind it's own fucking business, I can't.

 

[Nebusj]

``Tell Lieutenant Commander Tesla that, fine, he can have Sunday off!''

 

[Turd Ferguson]

STAR TREK II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO - COMING SOON!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Andorian Cialis has a LOT of side effects.

 

[LeadHead]

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