Movies Caption Contest #247: Up and Running

[Candlelight]

William Shatner: "CUT! Okay, Walter, let's do again, only this time try to act."

Chekov: "I... don't know vhat... thatKlingonbastardis... trying to... do. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"

Shatner: "Better".

 

[Armored Saint]

 

[bbjeg]

Picard: Why haven't you sung on the Enterprise as much as you did on DS9 Worf? Is it us?
Worf: No sir, I just...
Picard: I order you to sing now.
Worf: Captain, do you think this is the right time to...
Picard: Sing dammit!

 

[Triskelion]

Merde, wrong soundtrack!

 

[Triskelion]

Computer, launch photon torpedo - and tea, Earl Grey, hot.

 

[Avro Arrow]

Picard: But you're a Burger King! How the hell can you not have any Whoppers?!?

 

[Praxius]

Bones: "You know Jim, I now understand why you always have the ladies crawling over you on the Enterprise, yet I never see anybody come to your home. Look at this place, it's like an Old Man lives here. You need to jazz the place up a little bit. You know... add some neon lights or a Gorn skull.... or something. Here... take my old Lava Lamp. It's a start. Jeez, Spock has more taste than this."

Scotty: "I know the Captain's Quarters is being renovated, but why does Captain Kirk need to entertain his women here on the Bridge?"
Chekov: "I don't know Scotty, but I'm a little scared."
Scotty: "It's a good thing he dimmed the lights for 'Mood Lighting' so I don't have to see everything."
Chekov: "It's not helping me any."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

 

[Praxius]

McCoy: "HI EVERYBODY!"
Kirk: "HI Dr. McCoy!"
McCoy: "These gloves came free with the toilet brush!"

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: But you're a Burger King! How the hell can you not have any Whoppers?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCbZfXW223E

 

[Triskelion]

I'll have what she's having!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "A double cheese burger, onion rings, and a large orange drink. Please."

Employee: "Ahh whala la la lala laaa naaa."

 

[Candlelight]

"Tea, Earl Grey, hot."

 

[Hutchy01]

Picard: "I'll have the malfunctioning Android and the unnecessary 'Sound of music' musical number"

Server: I'm sorry but we only have HMS Pinafore

Picard: It'll have to do

 

[Armored Saint]

 

[Triskelion]

Chekov: Do space wessels stop using turn signals in the 24th century??

 

[Hutchy01]

Chekov (thinking): Space... Not if Keptin Scott is in chair!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Doohan: "Bill...don't you think we need a little more light to shoot this scene? Maybe a little key-lighting on our faces?"
Shatner (OS): "Naw, it's fine, it's fine!"
Koenig (mutters under breath): "Son of a..."
Doohan (whispers back): "This is damn well going in my book, I'll tell you that!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: What the....????

XAVIER: My thoughts exactly.

 

[Avro Arrow]

Worf: Actually, Captain, I said, "take the next roundabout!"