movie XI questions(Potential Spoilers)

[Cary L. Brown]

Seems to be that JJ has stardestroyer envy.

Because "bigger equals AWESOMER"

Also, "curvy equals AWESOMER"

Also, "primary-color-blue-lighting equals AWESOMER!!!"

And, of course "everything has the same damned symbol everywhere equals TOTALLY AWESOMER."

 

[Gepard]

Because "bigger equals AWESOMER"

When you have to carry the equivalent of an entire biosphere around with you, I agree.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

When you have to carry the equivalent of an entire biosphere around with you, I agree.

Cause a biosphere equals AWESOMER.

 

[Captain Robert April]

Thank the gods JJ hasn't felt the need to show us the bowling alley yet...

 

[Ronald Held]

Maybe so Captain, or just trying to outsize the previously done starships up to the 24th Century in the Prime timeline???
OT, but the Bad Reboot logo should be used for the JJ Trek movies.

 

[Praetor]

The JJprise doesn't have a bowling alley, it has a full shopping mall and entertainment arcade.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

There's a Panera bread on deck 1. That's what the hallway back there is for.

And a warp-powered brewery, let's not forget.

And the port nacelle cap?

It has Shatner's throne inside it.

 

[Praetor]

It has a Panera? Man, I'm sold. Pass me one of those red shirts.