Movie Caption Contest #99: Blu-Ray Blues - The Motion Picture
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Oh dear, that's funny.
Kirk: "All right, let's go through the plan by the numbers. One?"
Crew: "Down to the road block we've just begun."
Kirk: "Two?"
Crew: "The guards are through."
Kirk: "Three?"
Crew: "The Captain's men are on a spree."
Kirk: "Four?"
Crew: "Captain and Spock go through the door."
Kirk: "Five?"
Crew: "Sulu stays out in the drive."
Kirk: "Six?"
Crew: "The Captain gives the rope a fix."
Kirk: "Seven?"
Crew: "Spock throws the hook to heaven."
Kirk: "Eight?"
Crew: "Uhura has got a date."
Kirk: "Nine?"
Crew: "The other guys go up the line."
Kirk: "Ten?"
Crew: "Scotty and Chekov are in the pen."
Kirk: "Eleven?"
Crew: "McCoy guards points Five and Seven."
Kirk: "Tweleve?"
Crew: "Spock and the Captain go down to delve."
Kirk: "Thirteen?"
Crew: "Decker goes up without being seen."
Kirk: "Fourteen?"
Crew: "Zero hour, Uhura cuts the cable, Decker cuts the phone."
Kirk: "Fifteen?"
Crew: "Decker goes in where the others have been."
Kirk: "Sixteen?"
Crew: "We all come out like it's Halloween."
Kirk: "On second thought, screw it. Let's just bomb the shit out of them."
I'd like to see you do better.
And besides, no one said it was superimposed OVER him.
These kind of comments aren't necessary and will probably get you booted sooner or later.
BEIGE ENSIGN WITH KINKY HAIR IN FRONT ROW: "Should we tell the Admiral his fly's down? I'm getting REAL uncomfortable here."
ENSIGN NEXT TO THEM: "I don't know... I'm kinda liking the view..."
KIRK: I'll drive a million miles... to be with you tonight.
So if you're feeling... low... turn up your radio.
The words we use are strong, they make... reality.
But now the music's... on. Oh baby... dance with me... yeah.
Rip it up, move down.
Rip it up... move it down... to the ground.
BEIGE-UNIFORMED WOMAN IN SECOND ROW: "I don't believe it... How could someone come up with an even lamer version of 'Everybody Have Fun Tonight'?"
VULCAN OFFICER: "He found a way."
McCOY: "Whoa... Jim, look at my hand! If I shake it like this, it looks like it's made of rubber or something!"
KIRK: "Uh, that's... interesting, Bones, but that trick really only works with a pencil, and -- you've gotten into the cordrazine again, haven't you?"
And the point of bringing this up after a few days and derailing this fun thread even more is what exactly? We've established that I was in fact in the wrong for misunderstanding Kustrider2's original photoshop of the image, plus what you've quoted was a legit caption for the image, I was under the misguided view that Kustrider2 had tried to superimpose Data over McCoy, I was wrong in that fact, but originally looking at that image, that's what I'd thought he'd done so wrote a caption highlighting that and the lack of caption with it.
KIRK: "Ah, Mr. Sonak, good to see you here. I trust you're ready to assume your duties on the Enterprise?"
SONAK: "More than ready, sir. I have familiarized myself with the ship's blueprints and specifications quite expertly, to the point where I am sure I could run the ship myself if I had to."
KIRK: >politely chuckling< "Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves, Mr. Sonak. It takes more than that to run a ship, and--"
SONAK: "Of course, Admiral. I was one of the top graduates in my class, and I regularly run command and landing party simulations. Also, I have intensely studied your log entries from when you were in command of the Enterprise. By using them as a reference guide, I'm certain I could avoid the same mistakes you made as commanding officer and thus become a superior leader and overall better representative of the Federation."
KIRK: "Superior... to me?"
SONAK: "Naturally, Admiral. I doubt it will prove to be as much of a challenge as some think. I'll see you on-board." >He turns to walk away, then stops, and faces Kirk again< "Oh, and I would like to give you this, Admiral." >Hands him the padd< "It's a detailed list of all the grammatical errors you made in your logs. It should considerably improve the clarity and professional appearance of your reports."
KIRK: "Oh... thanks."
SONAK: "You are quite welcome, sir. I will see you shortly." >He walks away, leaving Kirk to stare after him for a moment<
KIRK: >Opens communicator< "Kirk to Scott, come in..."
SCOTTY: "Scott here, sir."
KIRK: "Scotty, I think it's time to arrange another transporter 'accident'."
Now let's all prepare for the Klingons with our secret new "Eyeroll Wave".
- and then I called him Spork because that's how he combs his hair.
- Good one, sir.
McCOY:"No...YOU knocked up Janice!!
Don't even TRY to say the illegitimate brat with the receding hairline and drug habit is MINE!!"
KIRK:"Wow.
That does it.
I'm telling Admiral Nogura to order a change in the new uniforms. I'm seeing more camel toes than a bedouin over here."
SCOTTY:"Aye...that she was. A fine lass.
Damn shame she had upper lip hair."
McCOY:"No...YOU knocked up Janice!!
Don't even TRY to say the illegitimate brat with the receding hairline and drug habit is MINE!!"
Kirk: "At least I'm not the one holding up the 100th Caption Contest."
Kirk: "All right, which one of you is cooleddie74? You're holding up the next contest."
GUY ON FAR LEFT BEHIND SHOULDERS OF TECHNICIAN IN RIBBED SLEEVES:"Over here, sir. Sorry about that. Court-ordered posting related to the Dirty Sanchez incident of stardate 7391, sir!"
I Can't Believe it's Not GAGH
So convincing, even the bravest and most decorated warriors get fooled.(TM)
Kirk: "All right, which one of you is cooleddie74? You're holding up the next contest."
GUY ON FAR LEFT BEHIND SHOULDERS OF TECHNICIAN IN RIBBED SLEEVES:"Over here, sir. Sorry about that. Court-ordered posting related to the Dirty Sanchez incident of stardate 7391, sir!"
Kirk (muttering): "Great, he's going to pick the one of Sulu ramming that security guard."
Kirk: "Mr. Probert... glad to see you finally made it. Would you kindly step forward and explain in front of the whole crew why this room doesn't fit inside my ship?"
"I can understand how the destruction of Epsilon 9 might be upsetting, however, by adding a humourous theme tune accompanied with childish sound effects, the result can be quite an enjoyable experience"
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