GOD: I'M SORRY, BILL. YOU ARE NOT BIGGER THAN ME. NOW NIMOY, ON THE OTHER HAND...
Movie Caption Contest #97: God Complex
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GOD: I'M SORRY, BILL. YOU ARE NOT BIGGER THAN ME. NOW NIMOY, ON THE OTHER HAND...
SYBOK:"You were right, Captain.
Ozzy IS much more amazing in person!!"
Kirk looked at the Space Ark. And in moments, it was all over.
PICARD:"Get off my damn ship!!
And by the way...I'LL FLY AWAY sucked ass."
THOU SHALT NOT STARE DIRECTLY INTO AN ECLIPSE...
McCoy: Is this... God?
Alien: Ah, nope. He's actually two planets down... right before the ringed moon.
GOD ENTITY:"Are you INSANE?!
I'm an omnipotent energy being...not God!! I can't just GET Jonas Brothers tickets!!!"
"I thought your role in Bill Murray's Scrooged was very well thought out. But why did you have to sing that god-awful song at the end of it?"
"SHUT UP"
PICARD: "They don't have Twitter in the mid-21st century?!"
McCOY:"So...anyone ever gonna turn that damn Faraday flashlight off or what?"
"I'm worried, Jim"
"Why Bones? A large omnipotent being that wants to kill us and steal our starship?"
"No, such a large being, you'd think the four of us would be able to have the same eye-line"
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Kirk: We brought it like you asked.
Alien God Thingy: Good.
Kirk: If you don't mind me asking, what does God need with an inflatable doll?
Kirk: We brought it like you asked.
Alien God Thingy: Good.
Kirk: If you don't mind me asking, what does God need with an inflatable doll?
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"I'm worried, Jim"
"Why Bones? A large omnipotent being that wants to kill us and steal our starship?"
"No, such a large being, you'd think the four of us would be able to have the same eye-line"
"Well, I'm looking at his eyes, Bones. What are you looking at?"
"It's.... it's huge!"
God: "What does Shatner need with a starship?"
Kirk: "Didn't I just ask you that?"
McCoy: "You can take things a little far, Jim"
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