Movie Caption Contest #97: God Complex

[Shatmandu]

God: "Here, read the things they say about you in these caption contests."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sybok: Sean Connery?

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "They're building the damned thing in IOWA?!?"

 

[Shatmandu]

God: "I've watched you four jerking off for decades. <turns> Yes, even you, half-breed."

 

[Rat Boy]

God: "Play him off, Keyboard Cat!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: I have the feeling I'm being tugged from behind.

The Chatty Kirky dolls were recalled due to short circuiting problems.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"That is the BIGGEST motherf***ing bug zapper I've ever seen..."

 

[cooleddie74]

The God Creature aimed for Kirk...but killed his stunt double instead.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sybok: "Is this the God of Shakaree?"

Voice (of Apu): "Oh, no no no no no! This is the Shahi Curry Indian Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Table for four? The sacred sentient cow will be along to take your order in a very soon moment."

 

[cooleddie74]

The four travelers soon regretted getting front-row seats for the new, "super-pyrotechnic" KISS concert.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "No fucking way Howie Mandell is God."

 

[Rat Boy]

God: "Render unto Shatner that which is Shatner's."

Shatner: "Finally!"

 

[Candlelight]

GOD: "I've had enough of all of you! I will reset this crap so Kirk starts bar fights"
Kirk: "Suits me"
GOD: "And McCoy is a New Zealander"
Kirk: "Great, I love Kiwis"
GOD: "And Spock gets the girl"
Kirk: "Wtf %$#@&*^%$%&*!!!!"

 

[trampledamage]

GOD: "I've had enough of all of you! I will reset this crap so Kirk starts bar fights"
Kirk: "Suits me"
GOD: "And McCoy is a New Zealander"
Kirk: "Great, I love Kiwis"
GOD: "And Spock gets the girl"
Kirk: "Wtf %$#@&*^%$%&*!!!!"

Spock (thoughtfully): That idea has merit.

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Why does God need Hooters Girls?

God: I thought a doughboy was supposed to giggle when you poked it in the tummy!

Picard: You're not the usual cleanig lady.

Lily: Fuck you! Ya bald headed, over acting, french, british, asshole!

 

[trampledamage]

SYBOK (thinking) I told them to wear white, but would they listen? Nooo... it's all this is our uniform, we have to wear the uniform. Now look at us? Meeting God covered in chalk dust, I am so embarrassed.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Alfrie Woodward: I've met Bruce Willis, and you, sir, are no Bruce Willis.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I'm here for my seventy-two virgins, Allah."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "I'm here for my seventy-two virgins, Allah."

flash, bang, seventy two virgins appear...

Kirk: "Um... Those are Sulu's virgins, where are mine?"

 

[Mistral]

GOD: "I'm sorry, Bill, but you'll have to leave. There just isn't enough room here for both of our egos."