Movie Caption Contest #96: Let's Pretend

[cooleddie74]

Sheeting to hold the two whales was easy to get.

A pair of handjobs from Dr. Nichols' assistant Madeleine?

MUCH harder to negotiate.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Do you smell something, Number One?"

RIKER:"Ever since you came up with this stupid idea for a promotion ceremony, sir."

 

[Skywalker]

Riker: "The 18th century sucks. I used to be able to fit all this in a little black book."

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"According to this, Captain, Mister Worf has to raid a nearby cruise ship...pillage the vacationing tourists...and then wait for the UN to act like it might do something."

 

[SeerSGB]

Riker: Yo-ho, Yo-ho
Picard: We're not pirates number 1
Riker: I know, I was just trying to get Deanna's attention, YO-HO!

 

[Candlelight]

"Does that look like a Bird of Prey chasing a humpback whale, number one?"
"Worf going after Deanna again, huh?"

 

[thedude]

Riker: Captain, do you ever get the feeling we're being watched?
Picard: FINISH MY DAMN BEDTIME STORY!!

 

[thedude]

JJ: Boom, rebooted. Where's my money?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Dr. Nichols: Let's talk about this more in my office, where my assistant Madeline will barge in and interrupt us.

 

[BriGuy]

Riker: It says, "Dear Jean, by the time you read these lines, I'll be gone."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTT: An excellent idea. But, I insist that my associate goes first.

NICHOLS: Now Madeline!!!!!!

 

[Gertch]

Scotty: "I apologize for my friend filling your computer banks with gene information instead of the correct formula. If you'll show me to a station I shall correct the problem."
Dr. Nichols: "Sure. Over here to Andy Soong's workstation."

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: It offically declares this holo program "Gay".

 

[tharpdevenport]

Riker Innermonologue, "Shave the beard for the next film? What the hell are they thinking? I'm better stollid."

Scotty: "Well, lad, if you think that wee pee is is large, just'a wait unti' ya see his shalale. And talk about some large lucky charms..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: It's a shame that Starfleet uniforms aren't as fabulous as these old sailing ones. Don't you agree, Number One?

 

[Captain Crow]

Riker: There once was a man from Nantucket...

Scotty: You haven't by any chance seen a middle finger that looks like this but goes on the other hand have you?

In later movies Doohan read his lines off of his hand.

Scotty: So I grabbed it like this and milk squirted out of it.

Nichols: That's nice. MADELINE!!

Scotty: I didn't even know men could lactate.

 

[Skywalker]

Picard: It's a shame that Starfleet uniforms aren't as fabulous as these old sailing ones. Don't you agree, Number One?

Riker: "Wow, you really are French, aren't you, sir?"

 

[Candlelight]

"...and then I slaps the bitch!"

Scotty, on how to bond with 20th century, blue-collar workers.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Sing it, Number One.
Riker: But, sir, that's really more Data's th--
Picard: SING IT DAMNIT!
Riker: (sigh) A British tar is a soring soul. As free as a mountain bird...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "I understand that you can save money on your insurance if you switch to Admiral MultiCar."

Riker: "I'm sorry Captain, Insurance gags only work with Geico."

Picard: "But Admiral is a long standing trusted British company with a singularly annoying advertisement presence."

Riker: "This just in from our American audience. No one gives a fuck, sir."

Picard: sigh

Scott: "Transparent aluminium, that's the ticket laddie."
Nichols: "Transparent what?"
McCoy: "Transparent aluminium, it's like transparent aluminum, but British."