Picard: What's that, Number One?
Riker: A list of complaints and canon violations from the Trekbbs.
"And it all fit on that tiny piece of paper?"
Movie Caption Contest #96: Let's Pretend
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"And it all fit on that tiny piece of paper?"
Riker: "And file the ashes under 'Douchebags' Laments'?"
Picard: What's that, Number One?
Riker: A list of complaints and canon violations from the Trekbbs.
Picard: Burn it.
Picard: "Agreed."
Picard: "Read the citation, Number One!"
Riker: "One cup of bread crumbs, half an onion, sliced fine, two-what the heck is this?!?"
Picard: "Read the citation, Number One!"
Riker: "One cup of bread crumbs, half an onion, sliced fine, two-what the heck is this?!?"
Soup Nazi: "That is my recipe for wild mushroom!"
Troi: "That's right! You're finished! No more soup for you! NEXT!"
RIKER:"Wait a second...
These are the instructions to a BREAD MAKER."
SCOTTY:"Back in Aberdeen, they used to call me the Miracle Worker!!"
McCOY:"I thought they called you the Fat Hunk of Shi..."
SCOTTY:"DOCTOR..."(*Coughs*)
MADELEINE:"Fine. You quit smoking.
Big WHOOP. Try quitting blowing men for beer money...THAT'S hard!"
Picard: It's about time someone pushed that Crusher shrew off the boat. Don't you agree, Number One?
Riker: Yes, sir. She's quite the shrew.
Stewart: Jonathan, you don't hide the fact that you haven't learned your lines, do you?
Scotty: ...and that's why it's always good to have a friend who's a Doctor, he always gets me my medication...
Nichols: Step this way Professor, that's if you don't mind sharing...
"According to this Dead Sea Scroll, sir, the Essenes REALLY liked karaoke and lentils."
Riker: Says here that we're rerunning today on cinemax at 2:30 PST, 5:30 EST.
Picard: "What does the message say, Number One?"
Riker: "It doesn't say anything, sir. This is used toilet paper."
Hey, biter!
Riker: This ship's manifest kinda stinks, sir.
Picard: That's not the ship's manifest, Number One. It's the captain's toilet roll.
Nah, great minds think alike, don't they, Rat Boy?
Riker: The manifest - it's only one-ply, sir.
Picard: As long as it can handle the Captain's log, Number One.
Picard: "What does the message say, Number One?"
Riker: "It doesn't say anything, sir. This is used toilet paper."
Hey, biter!
Riker: This ship's manifest kinda stinks, sir.
Picard: That's not the ship's manifest, Number One. It's the captain's toilet roll.
Nah, great minds think alike, don't they, Rat Boy?
Hey, give me a break. I'm not used to dealing with seven pages.
Well it's good to know that you share my sense of scatological humor.
Madeline: Dr. Nichols I... Oh good god that's disgusting! It looks like two pasty white beached whales going at it!
Nichols: They said I had to let them do this to me or they wouldn't give me the fromula for that transparent aluminun stuff.
Scotty: Speaking of pasty white. (lets out a groan) You turn Dr. McCoy.
[Madeline vomits violently]
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