Movie Caption Contest #86: Who's The More Foolish?

[Rat Boy]

No time for love, but it is time for another caption contest. First, let's point and laugh at...

For boldly going where only Shatmandu has gone before our winner is...

Though chubby, post-Op Hikara Sulu always enjoyed her return visits back to the Enterprise.

For scrutinizing the caption picture far closer than most, our winner is...

RIKER:"Judging from lefty there on my shoulder....your boobs really HAVE started to firm up."

And finally, for the best fill-in-the-blank joke, our winner is...

If tricking the Klingons failed, Uhura's fallback plan was to do it by the book.

Congratulations to the winners and here are our updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 40
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 36
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 29
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 24
Shatmandu (Hall of Fame) 21
The Laughing Vulcan 19
Outpost4 16
Turd Ferguson 14
Triskelion 13
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
Diesel Micky Dolenz 11
EliyahuQeoni 10
BriGuy 9
middyseafort 9
zephramc 9
Kegek 8
DS9Sega 8
cultcross 7
Tharpdevenport 7
John_Picard 6
Atavachron 6
Herkimer Jitty 6
LeadHead 6
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
The Cutest of Borg 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
jptrekker 4
Bad Atom 4
Alrik 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
Peach Wookie 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
Mistral 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
BriGuy 1
26138 1
Toban Kal 1
trilbymonkey 1
Will 1
Captain Mike 1
Civil Shadow 1
Piper 1
T'Boggan 1


As you know, this quite a special time to be a fan these days. New stuff seems to be coming out constantly, and I'm not just talking about what's on the screen. Books, toys, you name it; truly, this is a renaissance. To celebrate, I'm putting up a screencap from each of the six movies. Yep, all of them. Every single one. Six. I believe these need no preamble, so enjoy:

By the way, April Fool's.

 

[BriGuy]

I'm just saying, Anakin, sometimes I like a little grit... friction... you know?
Anakin: Uh, no.

Vader fell into a deep depression upon the series finale of Battlestar Galactica.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! He kissed his SISTER!!!!

With too much masturbating, broke my little green penis, I did.

 

[Rat Boy]

Obi-Wan: "Master, can't we just follow those signs and leave this annoying sod to the droids?"

Anakin: "Uh...er...um...yeah, I got nothing."

Palpatine: "How in the hell did you knock her up, anyway?"

Harrison Ford accidentally walks in on Carrie Fisher rehearsing her big musical number for the Holiday Special.

Yoda: "Rodeo riding harder than it looks!"

Bib Fortuna: "Shouldn't we also dump the fat one into the pit, Master?"

Jabba the Hutt (in Huttese): <<No, I hear some guy named Leonard Nimoy's going to make her a big star.>>

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Jar-Jar Binks: Meesha considered a racist joke! What?!! Meesha not racists, master.

Anakin: I didn't think I'd like it so much...
Padme: Gosh, Annie, don't be such a wuss. Just because you liked my finger in your ass doesn't make you play for the Sith.

Palpatine: Oh, stop sulking, you big angry pepper shaker!

Worst turd ever.

Yoda: WHOAAAA! Steady this bench is not.

Leonard Nimoy's latest photo shoot.

 

[Rat Boy]

Ford: "Whoa, wrong dressing room!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Jar-Jar Binks: mumbling "Five years getting my pixels polished in a mainframe. 50 million polygons, a couple of million man hours on motion algorithms for this shit. If I knew then..."

out loud: "Yes George, just say the line. I get it. Love you dahling, this is the best ever!"

muttering: "overrated hack!"

Hayden: "You think he could take a joke..."
Natalie: "I think just saying 'blah blah blah' instead of our lines was a little too much."
Hayden: "That was the joke? I thought the joke was we were supposed to say each other's lines."

Palpatine: " 'Noooooooooooooooo!' "
Vader: "I thought I told you to stop that."
Palpatine: "It's funny. The way that you sounded like a complete pussy."
Vader: "Cut that out."
Palpatine: "Sissy!"

"Hey, Harrison. Callista Flockhart has just been born!"

Yoda: "Hmm, 'Planet you name, money I name or bargain...'

What say you? Grignak! Bitches son he is. That gig, nailed I would have. For backwards speaking aliens in Hollywood, not a lot of call there is. Agent's ass, firing I am."

Bib Fortuna: "Bifurcated penis? Big deal!"

 

[Mistral]

"Oh, God! I got it caught in my zipper!"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Obi-wan: And you say he had a double-ended lightsaber?

Jar-jar: Lightsaber? No! Double-ended, yes! What is lightsaber?

Padme: Besides, you're supposed to stick your finger in my ass, not your own!

Anakin: I said I was sorry!

Palpatine: I know this girl on Coursucant that gives great helmet.

Han: <Fap, fap, fap> Luke? Are you sure this is the only way to get past the guards? <fap, fap, fap>

Luke: Guards? Uh, oh, yeah! Yeah, sure!

Yoda: Mmmmm. Magically delicious these brownies are! Made them myself I did.

Bib Fortuna: ... when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!

Jabba: ...

Bib Fortuna: I'll be going now.

 

[John Picard]

*voiceover* "Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?"

Yoda: "When diarrhea returns for you, funny face you will make as well."

 

[cooleddie74]

ANAKIN:"So...you into dudes who choke people with their minds and are going to get first-degree burns over their entire bodies?"

VADER:"Makes you think...doesn't it, Master?"

EMPEROR:"Oh, shut up."

"CHEWIE!!!!!!

What did I tell you about leavin' your droppings on the deck?

WHO'S gonna clean my boots???"

Charlie Callas' Yoda



Rubber faced little prick, he will be

 

[cooleddie74]

EMPEROR:"Soon, ALL will tremble in fear at the sight of our greatest creation!!"

VADER:"You're going to subdue the remnants of the Republic with your Death-By-Chocolate brownies?"

 

[Mistral]

Palpatine: "Won't the elevator ever get here?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"The Force is strong with this Gungan. I foresee he will become a highly successful politician. Watch out Old Republic, Binks/Cheney '00!"

"Well, if my sand speech didn't get you horny, wait'll you hear my dirty podracing talk!"

"Jesus Christ, Lord Vader, I WILL NOT stand here and apologize all day for mistaking Captain Tarkin's flatulence for your own."

"That's right, kid, if things go right with this Princess of yours, I just might show her my O face. O! O! You know what I'm talking about... O!"

"Grab by the scrotum and apply forward momentum, you must, young Skywalker."

"Jehovah's Witness, Master Jabba."

 

[Rat Boy]

"Jehovah's Witness, Master Jabba."

Jabba (in Huttese): <<I told you not to admit him!>>

 

[cooleddie74]

"Amway Salesman, Mighty Jabba...

I told him we have enough of their products already down in the rancor pit...should I have him executed?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"This Bothan Jovi concert better be worth it, my Master.

I hate standing in line for tickets in this suit."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and gets in your vagina... er, I mean, um... not saying I HAVE a vagina, per se, but... ah, crap. Can we start over? Hi! I'm Anakin Skywalker and you must be an angel!"

"Lord Vader, this is the LAST time I put you in charge of purchasing tickets from Ticketmaster. Not only did you overpay, but now we have to stand in this blasted queue and we're stuck watching Michael Bolton instead of Kenny Loggins!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sand gets in everything.

Trust me. Ever try masturbating in an adobe hut during a week-long sandstorm?

I was peeing oatmeal until a year after I got to Coruscant."

EMPEROR:"This Empire would be great if it weren't for all the f***ing subjects."

VADER:"Which ones, my Master?"

EMPEROR: "All of them."

JAY AND CYBORG BOB POP IN: "You'se guys wanna buy some Bothan spy documents, yo?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Han's Little Falcon fell victim to the super-fast closing doors on the Death Star's urinals.

 

[Nerys Myk]

So, you wanna go out beers afterwards?

So, you wanna go out beers afterwards?

So, you wanna go out beers afterwards?

So, you wanna go out beers afterwards?