Movie Caption Contest #85: Just for Laughs

[Rat Boy]

Caption you name, winners I name, otherwise new contest noooooooooooooo! First, let's get to...

For the picture that seemed predestined to kick off a lot of Star Wars related captions, our winner is...

Obi Wan: "I've got a baaad feeling about this."

And the winner of the picture where the runner of this contest isn't being bribed, our winner is...

Lily: "This is one of your fantasies?"
Picard: "Yes, quite invigorating."
Lily: "You are a guy right? Where's all the sex?"
Picard: "In the future we've evolved..."
Lily: "Yeah right, that's what they all say. All your problems could be solved with a little blue pill."

And for exposing Grignak's secret, our winner is...

Third Assistant Director; " Your Make up is sensational!"

Actor; "Whaddaya mean makeup?"

And our Photoshop winner, for giving me the heebie-jeebies:

"I don't normally go for viral fads but this one I like. Plus it goes with my bikini"

And a special award for cross-over captioning:

PIKE: Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved eight hundred lives... including yours. I dare you to do better. Enlist in Starfleet

GRIGNAK: Wrong table.

Congratulations to our winners, including Nerys Myk who broke the 40 win mark. Here are your totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 40
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 36
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 29
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 24
Shatmandu (Hall of Fame) 20
The Laughing Vulcan 19
Outpost4 15
Turd Ferguson 14
Triskelion 13
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
Diesel Micky Dolenz 11
EliyahuQeoni 10
BriGuy 9
middyseafort 9
zephramc 9
Kegek 8
DS9Sega 8
cultcross 7
Tharpdevenport 7
John_Picard 6
Atavachron 6
Herkimer Jitty 6
LeadHead 6
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
The Cutest of Borg 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
jptrekker 4
Bad Atom 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
Peach Wookie 3
Alrik 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
Mistral 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
BriGuy 1
26138 1
Toban Kal 1
trilbymonkey 1
Will 1
Captain Mike 1
Civil Shadow 1
Piper 1
T'Boggan 1

This week, it's only a laughing matter until someone gets hurt. Or pregnant. Our first picture features Uhura, Chekov, and Scotty leading the bridge crew in a hardy laugh while the Klingon on the other end sobs uncontrollably. For our second pic, Riker not only notices Troi's boobs firming up, but something on him, as well. Happy captioning:

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak (voice over): "Funny what is about how talk I?"

He left her no choice. She used the Betazoid testicle grip.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, filtered: "Oh, c'mon Spock. <breathes heavy> You used to like it this way before you died ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Over the comm: Enterprise, why are you listing starboard?

 

[Rat Boy]

Christmas caroling in the 23rd Century.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Amazing, there is an NX-01 holoprogram for every situation.

TROI: Remember, it was your dog.

 

[scottydog]

The latest youtube sensation was Picard doing nude jumping jacks.

 

[scottydog]

Screencap from Star Trek XII: There Be Whales Here

 

[Triskelion]

Nichelle: And then it says, Scotty and Uhura look longingly into each others eyes and... -
Jimmy: What? Quit hijinking' Nichelle, where's the real script?
Ensign: Ha ha. Seriously, what should I do with Mr Shatner's samples.

 

[Alrik]

Much thanks for the win. I really appreciate it.

Riker: "If you keep rubbing 'little Will' the same way you're rubbing my neck, we're gunna have a problem."
Troi: "Oh? I don't see it as a problem."
Riker: "Clean up....aisle two!"

 

[Alrik]

Chekov's Ape routine once again had the Bridge Crew in stitches.

 

[T'Boggan]

Uhura " Hey guy's great news! I found a Pizza parlour that delivers anywhere."

Deanna " It that...no it cant be!!"
Will " Yep! its Patrick Stewart in I Claudius and he had hair!"

 

[Alrik]

Uhura greatly enjoyed it when Scotty would grab her boob from behind. The rest of the crew found it entertaining as well.

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "Captain Picard sure strains a lot when he poops."

Uhura, in Klingon: "I ... am a dirty tramp ... with no friends ... or future."
<The Klingon laughs.>
Scotty: "I don't think you've got that right, luv."
Uhura, sadly: "Yes, I do."

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"That PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION...what a hoot!"

RIKER:"You had cabbage for lunch...

didn't you?"

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"That never gets old!"

SCOTTY:"Bloody hilarious!!"

CHEKOV:"I don't get it...who is dis Martin Lawrence?"

 

[scottydog]

They liked what they saw every time they stared into the mirror.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Tech support...what a JOKE! We're better off sticking to the owner's manual!!"

RIKER:"Behave, Deanna.

Or else I'll run the Archer holoprogram again. NEITHER of us wants that...do we?"

 

[Alrik]

RIKER:"Judging from lefty there on my shoulder....your boobs really HAVE started to firm up."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The crew found Uhura's incompetence as a communications officer hilarious. Unfortunately, poor Nyota never knew they were laughing at her not with her.

Riker: Two Orion Girls, One Klingon Goblet... you know me too well, Deanna.