Movie Caption Contest #84: Planets Forbidden

[cooleddie74]

"Federation Security, sir.

We're going to have to ask you to step outside with us...the cotton ball residue and skin dander in your beard is disgusting patrons who are trying to eat."

 

[cooleddie74]

A Jedi will not know fear...

Nor anger...




Nor Happy Hour.

 

[Rat Boy]

Obi-Wan: "And you wanted to go into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters."

 

[Amaris]

Obi-Wan: "And you wanted to go into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters."

Terrific!
The look on Obi-Wan's face sells it.

J.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved eight hundred lives... including yours. I dare you to do better. Enlist in Starfleet

GRIGNAK: Wrong table.

 

[cooleddie74]

LUKE:"Ben?

Ben? There...there appears to be a Sith or Jedi entering the bar!"

OBI-WAN:"Not now, Luke.

I'm trying to count this woman's midichlorians."

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"The ugly bearded freak is with me."

GRIGNAK:"McCoy has beard?"

 

[NathanielM]

Cat: Nimbus Three Nude Transvestite Club...?

Lister and Company <Ohhhh shit>

 

[Candlelight]

OFFICER: Sir, please shave your beard
GRIGNAK: Face in genitals, same place everyone DOES NOT!