Movie Caption Contest #84: Planets Forbidden

[cultcross]

Barman: "Daniel Jackson? never heard of him!"
Anubis: "Damn, wrong diner."

 

[Rat Boy]

Bartender: "Somebody better tell Bruno that his wife's here and she looks pissed."

 

[Candlelight]

"I don't normally go for viral fads but this one I like. Plus it goes with my bikini"

 

[Nerys Myk]

THE CAT: I catch up with you guys later.

 

[Rat Boy]

Luke: "Shouldn't we be looking for a ship that'll take us to Alderaan?"

Obi-Wan: "Shut up and enjoy the show."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Gabrielle hoped Xena would not recognize her under the robe, as the Warrior Princess had fallen on hard times and was always asking for money.

 

[Rat Boy]

Garindan was getting a little sick of following Kenobi and Skywalker through every single bar in Mos Eisley.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm the Ghost of Bad Sequels Present.

I'm looking for a man named William Shatner."

 

[cooleddie74]

"This place got a men's room, Sal?

My cousin Gloria from Cleveland dared me to drink an entire bottle of whiskey."

"What mean you...BAD ORAL HYGIENE and eating etiquette?!?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak: "A jobblow? Not that easy, am I!"

 

[zephramc]

Gabrielle hoped Xena would not recognize her under the robe, as the Warrior Princess had fallen on hard times and was always asking for money.

Well done...

 

[Rat Boy]

Luke: "I wonder how the princess would look dancing like this."

Obi-Wan: "Uh, about that. You might not want to...rush things when you meet her."

Luke: "Why?"

Obi-Wan: "JUST TRUST ME ON THIS, OKAY?!"

 

[Triskelion]

Luke: Hey, Han shot first!
Teenage Annikin: For what is love, but the strumming of a heart's golden strings upong the meadow of -
Cat: And I thought I was annoying. And I'm in heat!

Sorry, work here I do not. The other place that was. Here Grignak say yourself go fornicate with stick iron.

 

[cooleddie74]

"These aren't the 'tards you're looking for...

You can go about your business...

Drink along."

 

[cooleddie74]

"NO...touch her breastusses I didn't!

Is sexual come-on FORBIDDEN!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GRIGNAK: Wallet I no have. Trust me to pay later?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spocks three underage nephews; Spic, Span and Spot sneak into a bar.

 

[NathanielM]

THE CAT: If I dance like this will you eat my pussy?

 

[NathanielM]

GRIGNAK: I would like a hamburger, and I'd gladly pay you Tuesday.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The gigantic blue stove was often used for cooking triple-breasted catwomen alive duing busy hours.

Upon seeing Shatner, Stewart was at a loss of words to even begin to describe his silky-smooth hair, his chiseled brow and his dazzling eyes.

Officer: "Under arrest you are, for out of order speaking."

Grignak: "Dude, what the hell are you talking about?"