A
Amaris
Guest
Carl Spock: "Gracie be takin' up the baby toaster. Gettin' funky fresh with a roll of the dough man!"
Gillian: "What is he saying?!"
Kirk: "Don't worry, I can handle this. I know how to speak Jive."
J.
Movie Caption Contest #83: Unbelievable
- Thread starter Rat Boy
- Start date
- Status
Carl Spock: "Gracie be takin' up the baby toaster. Gettin' funky fresh with a roll of the dough man!"
Gillian: "What is he saying?!"
Kirk: "Don't worry, I can handle this. I know how to speak Jive."
J.
Carl Spock: "Gracie be takin' up the baby toaster. Gettin' funky fresh with a roll of the dough man!"
Gillian: "What is he saying?!"
Kirk: "Don't worry, I can handle this. I know how to speak Jive."
J.
WOOT! the Return of Carl Spock! Welcome back boy!
Nathaniel
Carl Spock: "George say dat bitch is knocked up and he be hanging low and popping a doobie until the kid is hatched."
Gillian: "What the hell did he just say?"
Kirk: "It's Vulcan Jive... It's from his world in the future. He thinks hes one of those black guys from a movie in your century called Airplane!"
Carl Spock: You bet your ass honkey... shieeet...
Gillian: Uh extraordinary....
Redshirt: Bob! Is that Jimmy Hendrix selling weed to Phil Donahue in a bathrobe?
Bob: I've only got 36 pictures left dear, and it is San Francisco.
Goldshirt: No no, he's got it all wrong!
Troi: Come on Data! You can do it!
Female Goldshirt: What is that, an angler's knot?
Middle Ensign: Nope. Clove hitch.
Red Shirt: Sheepshank. No hope.
Data: This is a most complex set of variables.
Riker: Dammit Data she'll be asleep by the time you get her bra off!
Data couldn't hold his liquor.
OR a beat.
"What does it mean...exact restraining order?"
KIRK:"My colors don't run.
Hippie pinko."
Carl Spock; Yo mofo, don't drop yer coles on my big G Gansta Robe, honky.. shieeet.
Spock: I do not understand your concerns. I completed the swimming events and won gold medals. Take that Michael Phelps.
Gillian: Yes, but then your blood test came back...
Brent Spiner got a little full of himself when he learned only he and Stewart got uniforms made for them in Generations.
I told you it would make him laugh. hand over the 20 bucks.
S
Spock's Eyebrow
Guest
Kirk: You're not getting my belt, it's holding my beergut in. Double dumb ass on you!
Nice perfume, Marina, is is Dior?
Marina: No, Hai Karate.
Kirk: Look at the freakin' ears on that guy. He thinks I have accepted them, but I still haven't.
Kirk: "And you're wondering why they're staring at us. I said, keep a low profile. I think you missed the point."
Carl Spock: "I'm attempting to fit in with the current hippy culture."
Gillian: "The 'Summer of Love' was twenty years ago."
Carl Spock: "Then, I am attempting to draw people's notice to the need for alternative energy, like solar power, symbolized by the bright colors on my robe."
Kirk: "Spock, give it a rest. Nobody's buying it."
SPOCK:"Gracie is pregnant.
And she says you never called her back the next day, Admiral."
DATA:"Never gonna give you up...never gonna let you down..."
RIKER:"New ship's rule in the Captain's absence. Anyone Rick Rolling gets ejected out the nearest airlock."
SHATNER:"Don't look at Leonard, De...
If we make eye contact he's gonna ask where his Christmas presents are."
SPOCK:"I peed in the tank, Admiral."
KIRK:"Don't feel bad, Spock. I ejaculated in Miss Taylor."
Gracie's pregnant Captain.
Good work, Spock.
Would you like to see some nude art photos of her?
SPOCK:"I believe it's terricloth, Admiral. Although the rash it is causing is clearly FELT."
- Status
Similar threads
