Movie Caption Contest #83: Unbelievable

[Alrik]

Riker: "Another Chinese Finger Puzzle Data?"

Data: "No sir, I believe it is something called Crazy Glue."

Riker: "How?"

Data: "Uncertain at this time sir."

Worf (under his breath): "That should teach that albino tin can not to screw with my prune juice anymore."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Riker was always picked last.

 

[Candlelight]

Worf was happy Data's antics had got the bridge crew's attention so he could finish his crap in peace, although it seemed Riker just got wind of it.

 

[Balrog]

Woman in the red sweater: "Gee Marge, what are they doing over there?"

Woman next to her: "Oh Crap! They're making another one of those "Star Track" films..."

Man with camera around his neck: "Hey! I'm wearing a pink shirt! Aren't the 80's awesome!"

 

[scottydog]

Riker: "I can't believe my sleeves are so short."

Troi: "I can't believe your penis is so short."

 

[Rat Boy]

Frakes (thinking): Avery Brooks needs longer arms.

 

[LeadHead]

It didn't take long to figure out who had installed iTunes on the Enterprise Computer.

 

[Candlelight]

"Riker to Transporter room 3, beam Mr Data into the path of the torpedo"
"What torp-"
"Mr Worf... fire"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Data: "Imagine if you will, Commander: that this hand here, represents my anus; and this hand here represents Lieutenant Yar's hand-."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: Lifeforms... I love searching for lifeforms... oh, you...
Troi: Has he been hitting the 10w30 again?
Riker: It might be time for another intervention.

 

[Finn]

"Oh, Crap! They are filming a episode of Seventh Heaven. Let's get the hell out of here".

It was then when Riker realized he actually woke up in Picard's quarters after a wild night in the holodeck.

 

[Rat Boy]

Troi: "He just keeps going on and on about his precious."

 

[Triskelion]

What's that Jim? I can't hear you over that woman's sweater vest.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

"Oh, Crap! They are filming a episode of Seventh Heaven. Let's get the hell out of here".

Spock: Captain Decker is alive, Admiral, and is married to this woman!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "We're going streaking!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"The urban myths WERE correct after all, Admiral.

You DO experience significant shrinkage."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Stop doin' that crazy Hand Jive, Data."

 

[Candlelight]

What's that Jim? I can't hear you over that woman's sweater vest.

What's that Spock? I couldn't hear you over the sound of how great I am.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Admiral, you would think that these barbaric 20th century people have never seen an extraterrestrial attempting the hell to communicate with an amphibious lifeform.
Taylor: Actually, it happens all the time.

 

[Candlelight]

"Riker to Commander La Forge, please report to the bridge; Data is stuck in the 'getting the last of the ketchup out of the bottle' subroutine again"