Movie Caption Contest #82: Up Your Shaft

[M'Sharak]

Mr. Scott had been pondering which approach he wanted to use with the pliers. Now he was sure. Styles would never see it coming.

 

[scorpius1701]

Styles: Why yes, I do love dogs. I have a giant schnauser!

 

[Gertch]

Scotty learned that not all species keep their genitals in the same place let alone cover them.

 

[Triskelion]

Up my shaft? Best advice I've ever gotten. Good man. Carry on.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Captain Styles: Before you turn in Mr. Scott, would you mind polishing my shaft?

 

[Rat Boy]

It took all of Scotty's willpower not to laugh at the stream of toilet paper attached to the captain's pants.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Newly-promoted Scotty had no idea that his duties as Captain of Engineering included smoking the commanding officer's pole.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The Caption Contest Waiting Room:
VOMIT: I feel ya bro. I havent been getting much face time lately either.

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak: "Not realizing species yours keeps genitalia in armpits."

Vomit: "Dude, that's weak!"

 

[cooleddie74]

STYLEES:"Might wanna light a plasma torch first, Mister Scott."

 

[cooleddie74]

"This Tim and Eric...I do not understand their humor.

SPAGETT?

What is the big deal? A Terran with a receding hairline and mullet jumps up and scares people."

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Let me guess, you drive a Big SUV.

Styles: Yes! How did you know?

Scotty: Lucky guess Sir.

I told you they wouldn't listen to us if we were wearing retro uniforms.

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty was well known for his long stories and Styles wanted to hear one...

...By the time it was finished they were these guys!