Movie Caption Contest #81: One Big Happy Fleet

[Rat Boy]

You can turn around now, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's take a look at...

First, for the picture of Kirk, Scotty, and that creepy guy watching Uhura fan dance while Rand can't, (and there were a lot of choices) our winner is...

Earth Station: "What we got back didn't live long ... fortunately."
Kirk: "Did Sonak tell you where he put my keys?"

Hard to choose on that one, even from all the ones our winner posted. Next, for the picture of Cochrane about to get the shock of his life thanks to the fact his telescope is aimed at Beverly's sonic shower, our winner is...

"You wanna know why I invented warp drive? Earth women have no appeal to me. My dream is to fly off to some far off world and have sex with a gaseous cloud that sparkles. Any suggestions?"

And lastly our Photoshop winner:

"What y'all lookin' at- JEE-SUS! Sucks to be that guy"

Now, before we finish wrapping up last week, there's one little matter that needs to be taken care of. With this week's win Shatmandu cracks the twenty mark and earns entry into the Movie Caption Contest Hall of Fame. Seems only fitting that we award the Grignak medallion to the man who practically invented Grignak. Wear it with pride:

Congratulations to Shatmandu and our other winners, and here's the updated tally:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 38
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 35
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 27
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 24
Shatmandu (Hall of Fame) 20
The Laughing Vulcan 17
Outpost4 15
Turd Ferguson 14
Triskelion 13
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
Diesel Micky Dolenz 11
EliyahuQeoni 10
BriGuy 9
Kegek 8
zephramac 8
middyseafort 8
cultcross 7
DS9Sega 7
John_Picard 6
Tharpdevenport 6
Atavachron 6
Herkimer Jitty 6
LeadHead 6
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
The Cutest of Borg 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
jptrekker 4
Bad Atom 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
Peach Wookie 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
Mistral 2
Alrik 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
BriGuy 1
26138 1
Toban Kal 1
trilbymonkey 1
Will 1

Our first picture this week features Captain Terrell wondering why his communications officer looks so familiar. Our second is of the joint Starfleet-Son'a team now realizing that it probably wasn't such a good idea to have an android who can't lie take part in a super dastardly evil mission. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kyle: "They made Rand a transporter chief?!"

Son'a: "Why's he running without his pants on?"

Lieutenant: "We must have hit his modesty chip."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kyle: According to the graphics on the console next to me, we've got a secondary hall!
Terrell: Impossible, there's no secondary hall. Chekov?
Chekov (off-camera): It could be a particle of pre-animate matter caught in the matrix.

Son'a: What is this beach blanket bingo you humans speak of?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Chekov (off-camera): It could be a particle of pre-animate matter caught in the Matrix.
Terrell: "What's he talking about?"
Kyle: "Keanu Reeves talent."

Son'a: "My plastic surgeon? Sure I can give you his number. Why, what are you thinking of having done?"
Starfleet: "Nothing, I need some karma and I figure offing that incompetent asshole would be a start. Damn, you make Michael Jackson look human."

 

[Alrik]

Terrell: "All I said is, temba is arms open, why are you looking at me like that?"

"Hey, I can see my house from here."

 

[Gertch]

"That crewman with the sunblock better get here Son'a or later we'll start to look like those guys."

The MT Rushmore play was off to a bad start.

 

[Rat Boy]

Son'a: "Actually, I'm anxious to find out if that saying from your world is true. Are Earth girls in fact easy?"

 

[Triskelion]

As of today you're no longer in charge of choosing the screensavers.

Man these seats suck, I can't even see Keith Richards from here.
I'm standing right here, love.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Terrell: "Do you have a problem with my beard, motherfucker?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Terrell: "What was that about me wearing a girdle?"

Kyle: "Nothing, sir, nothing."

Terrell: "Good. Don't make me get all Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra on your ass."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SON'A: Well they'd better show up. I didn't spend 6 hours in a make up chair to hang out with a bunch of no name extras!!!!

 

[Candlelight]

"We're in orbit of Ceti Alpha V sir"
"You mean Ceti Alpha VI?"
"Whoops... almost gave the game away didn't I?"

"Doesn't anyone think it's amazing how we managed to build this duckblind so close to the village without anyone seeing us?"
"It's more amazing how we managed to film this movie and no one is coming to see us"

 

[Shatmandu]

Ah, a win! Whee-haw!

I'll have the following shaved into my head on the way home.

Thanks very much. I appreciate that.

Terrell: "Because I want Spinner hubcaps, that's why. Irish cracker bitch."

 

[Alrik]

"Can you tell what it is Lieutenant?"

"From here, it looks like Shatmandu just won another Caption Contest."




Nice work and congrats on making the Hall of Fame Shatmandu.

 

[Alrik]

Terrell: "You heard me right. I said you's my bitch. Sass me one more time and I'll give ya a crack wit da backa my hand."

 

[Candlelight]

"Why is there an image of a drum on your monitor?"
"There's a secondary hull image on the other monitor and you're more worried about a drum?"
"Touche"

 

[zephramc]

Woman: Picard put a cap on! The glare's killing us!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kyle: Captain, we are receiving a transmission from someplace called Babylon 5... a Doctor Stephen Franklin is claiming to be your son.

 

[Candlelight]

Kyle: Captain, we are receiving a transmission from someplace called Babylon 5... a Doctor Stephen Franklin is claiming to be your son.

"Oh and Chekov, you might wanna sit this one out, the Babylon 5 folk don't like you for some reason"

 

[cooleddie74]

KYLE:"I'm just happy someone remembered to put me on ANY ship in the movies. Screw it. Kill me off. Who cares at this point?"

SON'A:"Anyone ever tell you you look just like Tracy Nelson?"