Movie Caption Contest #80: Don't Look Now

[BriGuy]

Rand: I can't look.
Kirk: He died in service.
Scotty: Is anyone else hungry? I could go for some haggas.

 

[BriGuy]

The history books didn't note that during his historic first warp flight, Zeframe Cochrane had a black circle around his right eye.

 

[Rat Boy]

No one knew that Walter Pierce started his murdering spree a lot earlier.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RAND: Hey, is that supposed to be unplugged?

 

[Triskelion]

Eeew, that's gross. So...do you guys like my new hairstyle?

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Fill out the Workman's Comp form for me, will you, Scotty? I'm off for a Fresca."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Poor lad. He was so full of life."

KIRK:"And...apparently...tuna casserole."

 

[cooleddie74]

COCHRANE:"Funny. A glowing cloud of sparkly energy.

It's coming right for me."

 

[Piper]

It was only on the third take that she realised she was looking the wrong way.

Cochrane: I'm looking into the furthest reaches of the galaxy and I still can't find any justification for that awful "Star Trek" line.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: It's only a model.

LAFORGE: Shhhhhh

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"You wanna know why I invented warp drive? Earth women have no appeal to me. My dream is to fly off to some far off world and have sex with a gaseous cloud that sparkles. Any suggestions?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Starfleet Command: Enterprise... what we got back didn't live lo--
Sonak: Still... alive... here... please call for some medical aide, I am in a great deal of pain... oh, you shot me with a phaser? Why would you do that? Oh, you shot me again.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Oh, that can't be good! Dammit Rand, you got bits of Sonak all over the transporter pad."
Extra: "Smells like burnt meat."
Scott: "I'll get spoons and napkins."

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Harry? Harry Mudd?"
Extra: "And without his clothes."
Scotty: "Aye. What a wee bit o' haggus."
Rand: "I'm gonna hurl."

 

[Triskelion]

I'm sorry Captain. It's the last time I keep my lunch in transporter stasis.
He was a lacto-ovo-vegetarian, Scotty. A lacto-ovo-vegetarian!
Well now he's a pepperoni reindeer-cheese hot pocket, sir.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Wasn't that your wife with Sonak, Cap'n?
Kirk: Was, Scotty. Was. Our contract was up anyway. So, Rand, wanna help me get over my "grief"?

 

[Candlelight]

"Enterprise... what we got back didn't live long... and apparently Vulcans don't keep their genitals in the same place as humans... or at the very least they don't after transporter accidents"

 

[cooleddie74]

JANICE:"Sirs!!

The little blue shimmery backdrop over here indicates the plot device is in full effect!"

 

[cooleddie74]

COCHRANE:"Think your spaceship is incredible? Come here for a sec, Mister Riker...

The Goodyear Satellite is due to swing over Montana any minute now..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Shades of The Wizard of Oz, eh, Scotty? <chucks him on shoulder, then, in imitation of The Wicked Witch:> 'I'm melting! Melting! Aaaieeeeee!' Great movie. Welp, I'm outta here."