"Wow.
The stories back at M.I.T. were true.
There ARE dead Russian dogs floating in orbit."
Movie Caption Contest #80: Don't Look Now
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"Wow.
The stories back at M.I.T. were true.
There ARE dead Russian dogs floating in orbit."
"What'd y'all order a dead guy for?"
"HEY.
You guys were right!
She DOES take a shower every night around 11!"
SCOTTY:"Permission to toss my cookies, Admiral?"
KIRK:"Permission granted. I'll join you."
"What's he looking at? The Enterprise is over there"
"I kinda, might've... sorta... mentioned that thing on the Moon..."
"YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT THE OTHER STATUE?!?"
"Enterprise... what we got back didn't live long... but was really tasty..."
"Enterprise... what we got back didn't live long... but was really tasty..."
"We've got a big office meeting in an hour... can you beam down Scotty too?"
"Scotty, quick! You can save them! Press that button!"
"Which button?"
"The one under you right middle finger"
"Up your shaft"
"I feel I neglected to mention when I said 'I love a good peep show,' that I failed to emphasize the GOOD. Your Lt. Hawk making out with Lt. Daniels isn't what I had in mind."
"Starfleet. Kirk. You can tell Commander Sonak's family that they can kiss the fattest part of Mr. Scott's ass."
Riker; Don't tell him, but I put black ink on the eyepiece...
Rand knew she wouldn't be able to watch the result of her mistake, so she looked away just in case.
Kirk: Rand, get the hose.
Kirk: I tell ya, Rand, when Sulu gets a ship, you are so outta here. Let you be that sword swinging shits' problem.
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Starfleet: "What we got back didn't live long... fortunately... Look, Enterprise, there will have to be an inquiry so..."
Scott: "Understood Starfleet. Internal security has the incident on record."
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Kirk: "You're going to post the video on Youtube aren't you?"
Scott: "I'd be a daft bugger if I didn't."
"WOW.
My old college roommate was right.
The Man in the Moon DOES look like he's blowing a dude if you squint just right..."
KIRK:"OOPSY.
Did Sonak have insurance?"
"Poor lad.
And his rubber eartips were almost paid off too."
RIKER:"Doctor, is now really the proper time to Peeping-Tom Miss Sloane's bedroom?"
KIRK:"That's no way to go."
SCOTTY:"Aye.
Gettin' yer nuts bit off by a Laplander. An orbital skydiving suit not working. THAT'S the way I wanna go!!"
COCHRANE:"Dammit. I wait my whole life, survive a nuclear war and STILL can't find Halley's Comet."
(*Sighs*)
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