Movie Caption Contest #79: Un-Drinkability

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Yes, Data.

If you MUST know...it does make your breath smell like ass."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Smoooth. Now, thats what I call Bong Water!

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Bill, the Star Trek XI premier is in an hour. Are you ready?

"Getting there!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Even in the 24th Century, Budweiser still tasted like swamp water.

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's called getting TORE UP, Spock.

60% of the time...it works every time."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"The hillllllls are ali-i-i--i-i-i-i-i-ve...with the taste of FORCAS!!!"

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

Kirk: Uh-oh, I'm stuck!

Data: Inquiry. What has wine to do with noisy complaints?
Geordi: Not whine, Data, wine!

 

[Nerys Myk]

GUINAN: Its a combo of cheese and wine. I'm calling it weese or maybe chine.

 

[trilbymonkey]

Kirk, in his old age and decreasing mental health had taken to eating glass for pleasure.

Data discovers that androids are lactose intolerant, with devastating effects

 

[cooleddie74]

BACKWASH

Pretending it isn't there...doesn't make it go away.

DATA:"You appear to have been correct, Geordi. The eggnog HAS gone past the expiration date."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Steward...Guinan...someone...

Quick...fetch this android a clean pair of skivvies!"

 

[Finn]

Data: "Oh Yar! My Tasha in Heaven is this good!".

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"You like it?

Guinan and I call it 'Virtual Handjob on the Beach.'"

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "Guinan, I don't think it was a good idea to give him elephant laxatives."

Guinan: "He's an android. It's not like he can..."

*Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!*

Guinan: "Quick, everyone out, now!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GUINAN: Actually its the same material your skin is made from.

 

[Triskelion]

Aldeberran Snowball, Geordi?
Pass.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Actually, Geordi...it does NOT taste just like Regular Dr. Pepper.

You were misinformed."

 

[cooleddie74]

"A little hair of the targ that bit me..."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Quicker, Data, this pitcher isn't filling itself up."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Klingon BASTARDS... I have to come out of retirement to escort them to Earth... they killed my son... blew up my ship... and the douchebags get refills before me!" *SLURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!*