Movie Caption Contest #79: Un-Drinkability

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Aw, shit, it's stuck. Well, this is embarrassing."

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: So Soong made you a novelty drink dispenser. Pretty funny.
Data: White russian?

These white Russians taste a little...iffy.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "A white Russian, you say?"

Chekov: "Yes, Keptin. I made it myself... well, Sulu gave me a hand."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk, thinking: "They don't make the cone of silence like they used to."

 

[Shatmandu]

Guinan: "There are better ways to say 'I'm enjoying the drink' than jerking off, Data."

 

[Plecostomus]

DATA: Intriguing. Several of my internal parts have caught fire and are beginning to melt.

Winner.

 

[Piper]

The crew knew that it was time for Kirk to call it quits when he started pretending his wine glass was a trumpet.

 

[scottydog]

Geordi: "... and so I took this girl to the holodeck and... DATA! Wake up!"

 

[Will]

Suddenly, Data was possessed by the great Chicken God of Omicron V, and laid an egg.

 

[Candlelight]

Geordi: So Soong made you a novelty drink dispenser. Pretty funny.
Data: White russian?

Chekov (off screen): "It vas a Wussian inwention!"

 

[cooleddie74]

RED BULL


Now with the refreshing kick and taste of Crystal Meth!(TM)

 

[cooleddie74]

The day the Captain mistook Commander Chekov's medical sample vial for a wine glass? The funniest day in the history of the 1701-A.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Unbeknownst to Kirk, the galley was well aware of his belligerency when drinking Romulan Ale. So, during the dinner with Chancellor Gorkon, Blueberry Kool-Aid was served.

"Gentlemen, something new from Earth? Vintage 2291."

"What is it?"

"Horse Semen. From the Kirk Vineyards in Iowa. More?"

"Please."

 

[Candlelight]

"Hmmm... I wonder how many more semen jokes they'll use this week...?"

 

[Will]

Data: We have room for several more semen jokes.
Geordi: Yeah! Guinan has about half a pitcher still...where did she get it all, though?
Guinan: ...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Note to the galley, no more rufee laced Romulan Ale to be served at all-male diplomatic functions."

"Gentlemen, some breast milk from Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott, vintage 2286?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: A few more of these and I'll be ready to watch Uhura do a fan dance.

 

[Shatmandu]

Guinan: "It's my hair-squeezings, after seven weeks of never taking this hat off. Smells goooood, huh?""

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Geordi: Data, what is it?
Data: Ohhh... it is... it is... it is...
Guinan: It is white.
Data: Yes, white.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The more of this I drink...the more of Scotty I can listen to."