Movie Caption Contest #79: Un-Drinkability

[Alrik]

Kirk thinking: One more glass of this, then I'm going to go over and get me some of that green bitch.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I don't taste the difference.

Pepsi. Coke. Jolt.

They all set off my aging bladder and make me emit embarrassing sounds."

 

[cooleddie74]

GUINAN:"Think this reaction is unsettling, Geordi?

You should have seen him when he watched JUMPIN' JACK FLASH."

 

[Candlelight]

Data thought he had purged all traces of the Tubbie Virus from his system, yet it kept rearing it's ugly head at the worst times.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Uh-oh.

Better call the captain or security, Guinan. One of his old D'Arsay personalities can't hold its liquor."

 

[cooleddie74]

A big dinner. Good friends. Smelly Klingons quoting Shakespeare. And tons of bright blue booze.

What more can a man ask for?

 

[Candlelight]

"Data... don't look now but young ensign Sulu on that mission from the past is over your left shoulder"
"You didn't tell him I was fully functional, did you?"

 

[Mistral]

Data: "That's disgusting!"
Geordi: "But Data, it's only milk!"
Guinan: "Yeah, and its not that old, either! Its only been sitting here on the bar a few days!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data's newly implanted emotion chip caused him to have random and uncontrollable orgasms at the most inconvenient times.

 

[Candlelight]

Where will you be when your prince albert becomes infected?

 

[Candlelight]

"Oh no it's whats-his-name, the guy that doesn't shut up. Oh crap, he's coming over here, quick data, more away from the bar, move away from- hey... captain, how's it going?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "Huaaaggghhhhh ... that is not Romulan Ale, that is urine. Interesting."

 

[Rat Boy]

Guinan (thinking): Should I tell Kirk that he's also drinking yak semen?

 

[Candlelight]

"Geordi, have you noticed how Rat Boy seems to be the first to steal everyone elses' photoshop?"
*shudders* "...Yeah"

 

[26138]

Data does his best to reenact the early 21st century music video of Jizz in My Pants.

 

[Will]

*sigh*
Get a life!

 

[Piper]

Geordi: Data, what is it?
Data: I'm just remembering an encounter Tasha Yar and I once had.
Geordi: Data, that must have been seven years ago.
Data: And how I wish I'd had my emotion chip on tHENNNNNNN....

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: Ahhh....ug. What is this?
Guinan: Do you really want to know?
Data: Yes. I really want to know.
Guinan: I made it with my very own....(static as the film cuts out)

(For all you Kids in the Hall fans!)

 

[Lashmore]

"*zip* 33 cm's."

"*Gags* OH! Impressive!"

"I'm gonna go Danny Crane on that Klingon's daughters ass."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Intriguing. Several of my internal parts have caught fire and are beginning to melt.