Movie Caption Contest #78: Brothers in Arms

[Triskelion]

I spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover - failing to do so is my greatest regret!
You have led a horrifying life.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sybok: "I couldn't help but sense your pain...let's go take a look at some famous titties; it'll make you feel better."

 

[cooleddie74]

"MONEYPENNY...you...you've really let your bloody self GO."

 

[cooleddie74]

J'ONN:"This gonna take long?

I gotta go drop a deuce."

B-4: "D-do....do...do youuuu...sw-w-w-w-allow?"

 

[Candlelight]

Crusher: Why B-4?
Data: B 1-3 were sabotaged and destroyed. This one vanished right after it became operational.

"So... you're the biggest, are you...?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK:"We have SO much to catch up on, Spock!

Like...like the time I met Larry King...and that accident with the vacuum conduit and my genitalia!"

BEVERLY:"Your new brother is an android of manners, Data...well...except when he grabbed my butt those two times."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Crusher: Why B-4?
Data: B 1-3 were sabotaged and destroyed. This one vanished right after it became operational.

"So... you're the biggest, are you...?"

Yes! Continuing Babylon 5 humor.

 

[Candlelight]

Crusher: Why B-4?
Data: B 1-3 were sabotaged and destroyed. This one vanished right after it became operational.

"So... you're the biggest, are you...?"

Yes! Continuing Babylon 5 humor.

"So you're the one that was, Data you're the one that is, does that mean that I'm...?"
"The one... with saggy boobies... and no lines for this movie"

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK: "As we say back on Vulcan during the Kolinahr...

BUCK FUTTER !!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK:"I knew it was you, Spocko...it was you all along.

You broke my heart.

You broke my HEART."

DATA:"This seems pointless and a complete waste of time, Doctor. You cannot possibly defeat a Soong android in a staring contest!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Daddy?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Optimus Prime, robot civil rights attorney: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

Data: "We already established that a decade ago."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Optimus Prime, robot civil rights attorney: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

Data: "We already established that a decade ago."

Spinning off, Rat Boy:

Optimus Prime, Robot Civil Rights Lawyer: Show me on the doll, where the human female touched you, B-4.

 

[Rat Boy]

B-4: "Why does the man with the shiny head transform into a Peterbilt instead of a..."

Data: "Shut up and deal with it, already!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sybok: "You notice that whenever Rat Boy gets really drunk, he posts in the caption contests just so the forums will read that the last post was by him?"

 

[Mistral]

Re: Movie Caption Contest #28: Brothers in Arms

Crusher: "Amazing! Even though he has your face, Data, somehow he looks just like Ratboy when he's drunk!"

 

[Triskelion]

Re: Movie Caption Contest #28: Brothers in Arms

Optimus Prime, robot civil rights attorney: "Everyone must do the jumping jacks in the nude. Why do you ask?"

Data: "We are incapable of feeling dirty, brother."

 

[Candlelight]

Re: Movie Caption Contest #28: Brothers in Arms

"I don't like B4... lets call him... Hugh!"
"Dr Crusher, please stop calling every life form that comes into this sickbay Hugh"
"...isn't that right Hugh..."
"Doctor, my emotion chip is telling me to beat you senseless"

 

[LeadHead]

Nimoy: For the last time you are all too old or too wierd to play me in the new movie!

Crusher: Data, is he 'fully functional' too?
Data: Yes, but he does not have the ability to speak.
Crusher: Perfect.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Data: "Doctor, I should warn you. B4 was constructed during Dr. Soong's 'Vulcan phase.'"

Crusher: "Data, could you leave us a lone for a few hours?"