Movie Caption Contest #78: Brothers in Arms

[cooleddie74]

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DATA:"Is this what old Earth humans used to call...'Cockblocking'?"

 

[S'kai]

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Sybok: I'm SURE we have something more interesting for you in your size.

Uhura: Omigod. The Panamanian Tailor from Hell.

J'Onn: I'll see what's in the stock room.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

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"Come, Spock! After many years in exile I have discovered Shakaree! Beyond the Great Barrier! And there, I will throw the biggest all-male orgy the galaxy has ever seen!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CONNERY: I'm wearing my Zardoz costume under these robes!

 

[LeadHead]

Sybok: Spock, I can save you... a bunch of money on auto insurance by switching to Geico!

B-4: Fake. Fake. Fake.
Crusher: What's he mean Data?
B-4: He saw First Contact and Insurrection and can't figure out what your hair color is supposed to be.

 

[LeadHead]

Sybok: Come along Junior, Sha-Ka-Ree Awaits!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SYBOK: I-Chaya? We named the sehlat I-Chaya!

 

[Piper]

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Sybok's bald friend tried not to be jealous when he hugged Spock but he couldn't help himself.

Crusher began to suspect she wasn't well when all she saw when she looked in the mirror was Data.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SYBOK: My friend's last name?

Jonzz.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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BEVERLY:"B-4's tougne is 13" long Data! How long is yours?"

DATA:"Only 5"

B-4 " Why is there grey at the end of your hair near the scalp Doctor?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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DATA: No Doctor, "ribbed for her pleasure" is not standard equipment.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

SYBOK: "Shpock? Ish it you Shpock?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sybok: "We sail into history!"

*crowd starts singing*

 

[Turbo]

Sybok: Yes, Spock. It is pon farr!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Crusher: Why B-4?
Data: B 1-3 were sabotaged and destroyed. This one vanished right after it became operational.

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK:"Don't worry, Brother!

Not everything in this movie is a Bran Ferren optical!!"

B-4:"Best...l-l-l-l-l-lapdance...e-e-ever....

BROTHER."

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK:"It's been SO LONG, Brother...


Do you have that twenty you owe me?"

 

[Rat Boy]

It was at that moment that Uhura glanced down and discovered that Sybok and Spock were in fact related.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SYBOND: Your friend, does she like whipped cream in her chocolate? (raises eybrow)

SPOCK: What????

UHURA: Let me handle this, I speak Innuendo.

SPOCK: Indeed, you are known as a cunning linguist throughout the fleet.

THWACK!!!

Spock is cold cocked by Uhura.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sybok: "There can be only one!"