Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat!

[Shatmandu]

Uhura, whispering: "I put a little sand in the Astroglide."

 

[Alrik]

"Up here. My eyes are up here."

Uhura:"So when we get off duty, are you up for another round of 'motor boat'?"

 

[BriGuy]

Oh, good for you, you found the guy wearing red among all the Borg. Now find Waldo, smart ass!

Paper cut! PAPER CUT!!

(With apologies if either was already done. It's a long thread... )

 

[BriGuy]

Scotty: What do you mean, it's green????

 

[cooleddie74]

And the worst part?

Locutus had severe vertigo.

DATA:"Damn watch.

Can't see the minute hand worth shit."

 

[cooleddie74]

"But if YOU'RE not the one pregnant, lass...then who...

what...

Who did I...?!


Oh.

Oh, S*#@. "

 

[Alrik]

Even as a Drone, Picard always seemed to stand out in a crowd.

"....5, 6, 7, 8. All right PEOple....did everyone get that? Now one more time.....from the top."

 

[cooleddie74]

When you're a Borg and you lose a contact lens...

Face it.

IT'S GONE.

DATA:"You seem to be correct.

This mole is oddly shaped and colored."

 

[Nerys Myk]