Movie Caption Contest #62: Explosive Results

[SciFi75]

 

[Rat Boy]

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[Plecostomus]

SCOTTY:"NO!!!

I bloody told ye lads...don't add the fabric softener yet!!!"

"DAMN IT WHICH ONE OF YE POURED THE ENTIRE BOTTLE OF SOAP INTO TH' BLOODY WASHING MACHINE?!"

 

[26138]

Starfleet's mission to build the biggest flashlight ever succeeded. However, all involved in the first test of the new device were blinded for life. Luckily, this was due to the intensity of the flashlight, not Admiral Kirk's new ass-less chaps.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Scotty knew bring back the bright white style of the early 2260s was a bad idea.

 

[CaptainJon]

Scotty: Don't look into the light! Walk away from the light!

By the time Deanna realized she had left the turkey in the oven, it was too late.

Kirk was ready to get the marshmellows when he realized that given his proximity to the fire, it had now become a weenie roast.

 

[cooleddie74]

Yet one more Metallica road show ends in first-degree burns.

RIKER:"Can someone check on my microwave burri...



OH. Never mind."

 

[Triskelion]

Let's go to warp 11, he says! What could go wrong, he says! But he dinna mention the foil-wrapped cucumber in his trousers!

Saavik: Captain, must we celebrate the Chinese New Year on the bridge, sir?
Kirk: It's a multicultural crew, Saavik. We wouldn't want Sulu to feel unaffirmed.
Saavik: But he's Japanese, sir. And he's from San Francisco.
Kirk: Sulu? Do you still want the weekend off?
Sulu: Gongxi fa cai, honorable Captain.

Picard: Damn the hot pockets!
Riker: She'll fly apart Captain!
Picard: Then fly her apart!!

 

[jgdst]

Scotty: Hey Peter, bet you're glad you're not back there! Peter? ... PETER?!

Saavik: The very fabric of canon is tearing itself apart because of all these prequels, Captain.
Spock: SHIT, SON!

Troi: WHOA! That was close! At least the helmsman's all right!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Dammit, I warned them not to bring the reviews of this film on IMDB up on the monitors!"