Movie Caption Contest # 43: Casual Fridays

[Rat Boy]

All right, time to shoo these glorified extras off the stage and get a new contest up and running. Here are the winners:

Crewman Chiles: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see Doctor McCoy. If your gonna put a balm on, let McCoy put a balm on!

"No, sir...it's just a coincidence I'm a dead ringer for that lost Mars astronaut from 250 years ago. Thanks for noticing, though."

"My mom sent me."

"There you go, Captain, I finally killed that effing fly!"

Crewlady: "I can see up your skirt."

"You took that off your mattress? Are you crazy?"

Bolian: That's the worst comb over I've ever seen.

Bolian: "..and I can't stress enough how important it is for you to get a regular prostate checkup. I know this great doctor on Starbase 12 who has a very light touch.

Picard: *grumble*

And the winner by default of the Photoshop award since it was the only entry:

"A party ensign, is that what you want?"
"BIG PARTY!"
"Well, we'll have to see what-"
"BIG BIG PARTY!"
"Shut up ensign!"
"HAHAHAHAHA!"

The Bolian started, then stopped himself. Surely Picard could feel the MiniShat climbing his head?

Porter throws in a last ditch attempt to stop the Borg.

Once and for all.

Congratulations to the winners. This week, we catch our heroes lounging around when not seeking out new life and new civilizations. Plus, like last week's Christian Slater pic, I finally have just the excuse to use one image in particular:

 

[Rat Boy]

Leonard McCoy, the love guru.

Uhura: "Captain, I'm frightened."

*Kirk drinks*

Sulu: "Oh, my."

*Kirk drinks*

Chekov: "It's a Russian inwention."

Kirk: "I need a new drinking game."

Picard: "I thought we were here to move a couch; now he wants to us to install his hot water heater."

Troi: "I thought you were going to install the water heater."

Riker: "Nope, got someone to do it."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

I'd like to thank the Academy for my win in contest #42. You like me! You really like me!! Onward and upward...

McCoy: "Shit. I left the keys to the ship in my other jumpsuit again!"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Fuckin' thing Bogarted my weed ..."

Chekov: "Keptin, your outfit ... Are ve going undercover in New Jersey?"

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not Rip Van Winkle!"

 

[Gertch]

I won one! Its been a while. Thanks!

"My colostomy bag!?!"

Data breaking the silent moment: "Riveting."

Riker: "You can only read my emotions, not change my perceptions, right?"

 

[Rat Boy]

After Spock's death and finding out his ship was going to be scrapped, Kirk was already five drinks in when his crew arrived, which would explain his lack of pants.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

McCoy: "I think the damned thing forgot my pancreas again!"

Sulu: "Admiral, you simply must teach me that technique!"

Picard: "Who's idea was it to print the self-destruct instructions in Braille?"

Troi: "Coming to bed, Will?"

Riker: "Are you kidding? I just found a torrent for Barely Legal MCMXVII!"

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "Can't...let an android....beat me.... at one-armed pushups...."

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Hey, if we're gonna have a threesome I'm going to get drunk first. Night Uhura."

 

[scottydog]

Troi: "Why are you ignoring me? I'm tall, thin, voluptuous..."

Riker: "Take a look at your shadow."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Chekov: "Keptin, your outfit ... Are ve going undercover in New Jersey?"

Kirk: "They were having a sale at Chess King. So sue me!"

 

[scottydog]

Shatner gets his mojo back.

 

[John Picard]

McCoy: "Damned transporters make me gassy!"

Data: "I am not certain that this actually is a TARDIS".

 

[Kirby]

Uhura, Sulu, and Chekov meet the Enterprise's new hard drinkin' Security Chief, Lieutenant T.J. Hooker.

 

[scottydog]

"After visiting Rigel 4, Folnar 3, and Kabrel 2, I have to worry about what's in my wallet from Capital One??"

 

[Rat Boy]

Troi tried to be patient as Riker leveled his World of WarCraft character to 70, but little did she know that the epic mount he spoke of wasn't what she assumed it to be.

 

[cooleddie74]

"WHOOOOAA...

That trip blew my MIND, brother.

Anyone here holding?"

SULU:"Sir...was it really a good idea to spend Dr. Marcus's profits from the Genesis affair on a wardrobe of Logan's Run costumes?"

 

[cooleddie74]

TROI:"Come back to bed, Will.


You can finish e-mailing your horny old Academy roommates and bragging about nailing me tomorrow."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

TROI:"Will, quit messing around with that damn caption contest and come to bed!"