Movie Caption Contest # 24: Special FX, Part 2

[Rat Boy]

Ye Gods, what a week. Odd that the biggest week so far for Trek XI turns out to be the biggest week so far the Movie Caption Contest, with six pages of insanity. It's a lot to sift through, so I shall do my best. On to the winners of the non-Photoshop variety:

Outpost4 said:

It was a pain in the ass to go outside for a smoke.

SeerSGB said:

"NASA's construction of a real Starship Enterprise was stalled, when engineers couldn't agree on what color the hull-paint was and half of them thought the nacelles looked wrong."

BriGuy said:

Danger, your door is ajar. Danger. Your door is ajar.
Spock: That is not logical. A door is not a jar.

cooleddie74 said:

"I am now entering the V'Ger orifice...and based on the pockets of turbulence I experienced just a few moments ago...it seems to LOVE it."

Nebusj said:

``Personal log. I have been considering the awesome symbolism of this moment, of our vessel penetrating a vast unknown, reaching to the end of a vast tunnel, and now emitting me -- a tiny drop of life -- into a further and broader inner chamber where combination with another bit of life to form a new being. This really creeps me out. I regret being an English Lit major. And I wish I could stop trying to figure out what the wormhole represents.''

Shatmandu said:

Spock: "Captain, I am holding the bag open."
Kirk: "Sensors indicate increased snipe activity, Spock. Stand by ... <snicker>"

Kegek said:

Picard: It's a great ball of fire.

The Laughing Vulcan said:

Picard: "Dammit Q, the Enterprise is not an ashtray!"

Nerys Myk said:

Ah well, so much for Krypton. Shall we move on?

Lastly, we've got not one, but three Photoshop awards this week, and for obvious reasons:

Year of Hell said:

As the crew celebrated 100 days without an accident, everyone failed to notice the incoming biplane.

Starpaul20 said:

Tigh: If anyone makes a frakking bald joke, I swear to the Gods I will have you tossed out the airlock!
Picard: What he said.

David_Leese said:

Phew. Congratulations to all of you. Now, on to this week's pictures, continuing last week's theme:

And a special bonus picture:

 

[Rat Boy]

Paul Winfield: "No autographs!"

In college, Data was forced to earn extra slips of latinum by being a space tow truck driver.

Redshirt (thinking): I guess I did leave my iron on.

 

[Gertch]

Breast reduction surgery was no big deal in the future.

"Interesting. Shinzon does read while on the toilet."

"Wow, that chili must be AWESOME!"

 

[BriGuy]

... any Rocky Horror fans in the house?...

CHEST OF STEEL!

Peek-a-boo, I see you!

Uh, sir, I think there might be a small problem over here. Since I'm new on the ship, I'm not entirely sure, but something tells me this isn't quite right. But you may disagree with me. Could you take a look at it?

 

[scottydog]

Tamarian: "Shaka, when the walls fell!"

Port-a-potties for androids.

His indigestion severe, Geordi picked a bad day to play with matches.

 

[Gertch]

"No one gets past me to talk to Evil Dr Z without an appointment. Shazaaat."

Geordi always made Data sneak a peek at what's for dinner.

 

[Rat Boy]

Redshirt: "Oh no, he's back! Run for it!"

 

[Gertch]

Data had a feeling that leaving the Enterprise was going to bite him in the ass.

 

[Nathan_Heller]

Dry-cleaning hadn't improved much by the 23rd Century.

That's the last time we use the warp core for a weinie roast!

 

[Guartho]

Data to Enterprise.. It appears the shaft is ray-shielded. I believe we will have to use Proton Torpedoes.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Damn! I lost a contact!

 

[Nerys Myk]

So am I supposed to fall down or something?

Rooming with Crewman Johnny Storm had a downside.

 

[Candlelight]

Everyone was very impressed how Paul Winfield skillfully removed the man's hiccups.

"HERE'S DATA!"

Kenny picked the wrong day to wear a red shirt.

 

[Outpost4]

Peter Parker, my ass!

 

[Outpost4]

The lieutenant knew it had been a mistake to make Spock a cake for his 237th birthday.

 

[Outpost4]

Terrell: I don't care what your name is. You are going to die, Kal-El!

 

[Candlelight]

"This is not a star"

(Yeah I'm sorry, shoulda waited until at least the second page before wheeling out the photoshops...)

 

[Haggis and tatties]

While taking shelter from the planets 900mph winds,captain Terrell lights up but forgets about the slight draft coming in from the door behind him.

The battle grinds to a halt as Data nips out to use the nearest Romulan cash machine.

Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Darmok and Jalad at SUCK THIS!!!!"

"Take this job...and forcibly place it vertically within your dilated rectal cavities, sirs!"

"Security and Medical to F Deck! Security and Medical to F Deck!

Lieutenant Nugent just set off another batch of flaming arrows!!"

 

[Candlelight]

As the disintegtater began to vaporize his molecules, the ensign could only think of two things;
- he really should've asked Patricia out when he was 17
- he really shouldn't have worn his red shirt he got from his grandmother under his uniform