Movie Caption Contest #236: Go, go, go!

[The Laughing Vulcan]

LaForge: "I see your problem. Your constipation subroutine is stuck in a feedback loop."
Data: "You can tell that by physically examining my circuits?"
LaForge: "Ya got me. I haven't a clue. As far as I know, you pulled a face and the wind changed. I suggest you get used to looking like a dork."

Spock: "Aw shit. I dropped a quarter. I ain't gonna see that again."

McCoy: "Well Saavik, you better get down to sickbay. I'll give you a broad spectrum antibiotic."
Saavik: "I do not understand."
McCoy: "You were in a lift with him for ten minutes, right?"
Saavik: "Yes."
McCoy: "He offered to demonstrate a docking manoever, right?"
Saavik: "Yes... Oh..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDIE: Just a few more tweaks and we'll be ready for the ship's talent show.

 

[Triskelion]

Geordo: Data, I've told you to stop sticking little army men in your cranial sockets.
Dates: Oh that's just Brooklyn Joe. He's got three days until retirement.

 

[Opus]

McCoy: Did somebody say... WING MAN?

Kirk: Forget it, Bones. She's not interested.

 

[CaptainBearclaw]

Boy, Vulcans do weird stuff when they're stoned...

 

[CaptainBearclaw]

Jim, you honestly think I'm gonna believe that she came onto YOU?

 

[CaptainBearclaw]

SAAVIK: Oh, thank GOD!! He was saying something about his shuttlecraft trying to dock in my loading bay.
BONES:Good god, man!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "That's what I like about Starfleet cadets, Bones. I get older; they stay the same age. Yes, they do. Yes, they do."

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Geordi, please reset my internal chronometer.
Geordi: Pull your own damn pendulum weights.

Chekov <on com>: The rectal eclipse was a Russian inwention. That is all.

Bones: Your test results came in. They were positive.
Kirk: Oh that's great news.
Bones: No, it'd be great news if they were negative.
Kirk: I thought we were friends.
Bones: <to Saavik> See you tomorrow.

 

[Bob Karo]

*KnockKnockKnock*

(from outside cabin) Troi: ...Data? ...Geordi? Are you two jacking on in there?!

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Ever think of having a Mohawk?

DATA: No, why do you ask?

GEORDI: Ah, no reason.

 

[Triskelion]

Bones: Viagara?
Saavik: <coughs>
Bones: Ben Gay it is.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: It's about time! You'd think this ship had 78 decks!

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Why is the gravity setting so light, Bones?
Bones: Scotty and Uhura again, sir.

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

Kirk: On second thought, I think I'll get out on this floor.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Geordi: Damn! I think I just stimulated a pleasure center. Sorry about that, Lore.
Lore: Would you like to...cuddle?

McCoy: Dammit, Jim, if you're going to chase skirts, could you do it someother place than the damn elevator? I've got orderlies to fuss at.
Saavik: Doctor, I am not wearing a 'skirt'.
McCoy: Well, he has that effect.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

B4: "What are you doing?"
Geordie:"Um Nothing... (Thinking I saw Bart do this in a 20th century Simpson episode "Insert Brain here"),. snickering.

 

[BriGuy]

Data, if you're that anxious, maybe you should have taken out your emotion chip for your first haircut.

Stella! Another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my starship! Come on out here! Help me take him in the shuttle bay!

Damn it, Jim, you said I wouldn't be getting the sloppy seconds this week!

 

[BriGuy]

Geordi: B4, I need to check how the memory transfer from Data is going. I'll have to ask you a few questions.

B4: OK.

Geordi: Do you know who Tasha Yar is?

B4: No.

Geordi: Oh, you will. Believe me, you will.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Ah, Bones! I'd like you to meet Lieutenant Saavik. She's twenty-six years old, in spectacular physical condition, she's Vulcan, and she studied sexual technique on planet Delta. She's interested in being a doctor. You're out."