Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant!

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! Lets go!

First up to the plate, we have the "Wasn't that actually the conference room set?" Award, going to:

Janeway: (Offscreen) What the hell are you doing in my Ready Room?!

Next, we have the "Alternate Version" Award, going to:

"Don't panic!"

"I've been shot at, thrown into a lake by a bunch of rednecks playing banjos... what's there to panic about?"

Next, we have the "That really should be covered!" Award, going to:

A moment later Gillian would discover that her AAA would not cover collisions with "invisible spaceships".

Two Photoshops just kept me laughing and since they're from the same person, he gets the award for both!

Gillian: Sorry fellas, I only have room for three. Freaky glove, kitchen knife and hockey mask, hop in. Pizza box, you're out of luck.

GILLIAN: Here's your whales, buddy. Where do you want them?

KIRK: What was your degree in again?

GILLIAN: Degree? Dude, I'm just a tour guide!

Riker: "I am so glad I decided to drop in on you! I've really been missing you, Imzadi!"
Troi: "Nice and comfy, are we?"
Riker: "Oh, yes! Feels just like old times!"
Troi: "Well, don't get too comfy. My date should be arriving any minute now."

Congrats to our winners and many thanks to all who participated! Now we can leave the lovey dovey behind us and begin again!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: You told him about the Klingons?!

Kirk: I sleep with a night light, will that be a problem?

Kirk: Spock, the ship was attacked only hours ago, repairs aren't yet complete. Don't people have anything better to do than to help me put my jacket on?

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: It's still there. Try blinking, maybe that will make it wash out.

SPOCK: The ambassador from Buxom VI requires all negotiations be conducted in the nude.

KIRK: I'm game.

 

[Finn]

SPOCK: The ambassador from Buxom VI requires all negotiations be conducted in the nude.

KIRK: I'm game.

SPOCK: But Jim, the ambassador is a fat old Klingon male. Buxom VI is an old Klingon colony.

 

[shivkala]

Riker: Geordi are you okay?

Geordi: All my life, I wanted the ability to see like you. But, now, with these optical implants, I can.

Riker: So what's the problem?

Geordi: In his inebriation, Cochrane stripped down to the nude and I saw his...

Riker: Go on...

Geordi: ...little Cochrane.

After The Final Frontier hit theaters, William Shatner went on the run to hide from upset fans. He thought hiding in nature would shield him from the nerds who lived in their parents basements. He was wrong.

Captain's personal log, supplemental: I need to take a moment from dealing with Khan to remind myself to give a commendation to the person who suggested Yeoman's should dress their Captain. If only we had this practice during the original voyage, when Rand was my Yeoman!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

TFTW, LeadHead!

Riker: "Why so glum, Geordi?"
LaForge: "Oh...I miss seeing in ultraviolet. Infrared. X-ray..."
Riker: "There's just no pleasing some people, is there?"

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: Blue eyes, Geordi?
LaForge: Yup. Had my junk shortened, too.

LAPD: KNOCK OFF THAT SINGING! JUSTN & MILEY ARE NOT APPROPRIATE CAMPFIRE SELECTIONS!

Kirk: Now the jackets are off let the Moob contest commence.

Scotty: Behold the glory!

Spock: Hrmmm....

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATNER: What's the problem, De? I thought you were tired of me and Len hogging the spotlight?

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Welcome to Admiral Kirks Neighborhood, it's like Mister Rogers Neighborhood, but with phasers.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Thanks for the win! :thumbsup:

"You told him about the statue?!"

"He was fine with it until I told him some hooligans changed the dedication plaque to 'Dr. COCK-rane.'"

 

[Finn]

Riker: You told him about the statue?

Geordi: He was fine with it until I told him about the famous quote "An Alaskan buffoon once said 'Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgments' "

 

[Nerys Myk]

Riker: You told him about the statue?

Geordi: Yeah, but he then said, "Whatever, tell me about the chicks I've scored with!"
So I told him he winds up married to a shrewish bureaucrat.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Saving Earth's 2013 Oscars. A little tiring, but not bad, if I do say so myself."

Spock (to self): "I guess he'll never change at this point."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Don't tell me..."

Kirk: "Spock, your logic is impeccable. Priceline.com...a faster, easier way to save."

Spock: "Yours, Jim, evidently, is not. Were you not listening? I said, 'don't tell me.'"

 

[inflatabledalek]

Geordi: Seriously, dude, you should try to score here. Could be your last chance before the writers chuck you and Troi together.

Riker: Nah, I've got plenty of wild oats left before I settle down.

Kirk: See, the sun really does shine out of my ass.

Saavik: Mmmm mmmmm mmm mm mmmmm mmmmmmm?


Kirk: That's right Lieutenant, trust your assessing officer, you keep that up down there. Doing that is exactly what got me a pass on the Kobayashi Maru.

Spock: Indeed, as the assessing officer on that occasion I found your solution most... novel.

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: Nice jacket. Maybe you should go back to letting the computer pick out your clothes.

LaForge: Funny, I was going to say the same thing about your baby mamas.

McCoy: There's no bloody hook on the shuttle hatch handle! You lied!

Spock: Mister Scott, the gym hairdriers are not intended for use in that area. Regulations and hygeine forbid it.

Scotty: Well it's either this or mow from the waist down! Unless you'd be offering me your assistance, Mister Spock?

Spock: Captain, I -

Kirk: Regulations and hygeine, Spock.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK (thinking): Thank Surak for inner eyelids.

 

[Isis]

Riker: "You look fine. Why so glum?"

Geordi: "I haven't picked up any chicks on this planet."

Riker: "You dolt! This planet is uninhabited."

 

[Triskelion]

LaForge: You are even more beautiful than I imagined.

Riker: Are you still milking that shtick?

Entertainment Tonight Chopper: SO "DAD," WHAT'S KALEY CUOCO LIKE?

Kirk: The girls used to say "Oh Bill!" but now they just say "Oh, Bill."

Spock: On Vulcan, age is considered an aphrodisiac.

Ensign: Not enough pages in the calendar.

 

[Maurice]

RIKER: What's with the armpits?
GEORDI: They're new Flite Gard® Perspiration Deflectors™. Don't let your Gard down on away missions!
RIKER: I thought humanity had evolved beyond product placement...

BONES: Damn, the bears in this park have gotten sophisticated!

Kirk: The girls used to say "Oh Bill!" but now they just say "Oh, Bill."

SPOCK: Who is this Bill, Jim?