Jean-Luc the Baptist: Sprinkling is for losers, immersion or nothing!
Movie Caption Contest #231: Romantic Maneuvers
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Jean-Luc the Baptist: Sprinkling is for losers, immersion or nothing!
Deanna: "It feels like we're teenagers again."
Riker: "Yeah, but you still break wind like my tobacco chewing grandmother."
Picard: "So now do I make you wet?"
Kirk: "If you really cared about the environment, you'd ditch the gas-guzzling truck and get a hybrid."
Gillian: "Huh?"
Kirk: Sorry, wrong century."
And then I turned into a locomotive and you turned into a tunnel, while Commander Data watched from the barn door. What do you think it means?
It means my patented lap counseling technique is working.
Picard: ...And then Geordi snapped his fingers and a gypsy violinist appeared on the beach!
Anij: Ha ha ha what a loser.
Kirk: Do you have any friends we could ask for help?
Gillian: There's Madeline, but she's busy rolling a couple of johns from out of town.
KIRK: I can't believe she's never heard of the Beastie Boys.
Frakes: Ah, fond memories... this is the same casting couch I used to audition the 18 year olds desperate to play the many sexy young women in this film.
Sirtis: But... there are no sexy 18 year old women in this film.
Frakes: You know that, I know that, but they didn't know that... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HAHA.
Picard: I'm sorry... but I can't actually remember who you are or how you came to be here drowning with me.
Anij: Don't worry, it happens a lot to us on this planet. We're the most forgettable characters in all of Star Trek.
Picard: Well that makes se... No, wait.... I'm sorry but I can't actually remember who you are or how
you came to be here drowning with me.
Kirk: I do not know who this "T.J. Hooker" is of whom you speak.
Or alternately:
Riker: Fancy a shag?
Picard: Fancy a shag?
Gillian: Fancy a shag?
Riker: Fancy a shag?
Picard: Fancy a shag?
Gillian: Fancy a shag?
Kirk: "Hey, I like your 'boxy, old truck'! It reminds me of my old 1701 shuttlecraft! These damned new shuttlecraft...they all look like electric shavers!"
Gillian: Sorry fellas, I only have room for three. Freaky glove, kitchen knife and hockey mask, hop in. Pizza box, you're out of luck.
Riker: Computer, bigger boobs and less jabber.
Troi: Let's talk about your holodeck habit, Will. Or as I like to call them, your "Nocturnal E-Missions."
Why do you people keep calling me "Hardcastle?"
Gillian: No I don't want any "Spock in a Box!"
RIKER: I think my gut is firming up.
TROI: That's just the chili.
GILLIAN: Here's your whales, buddy. Where do you want them?
KIRK: What was your degree in again?
GILLIAN: Degree? Dude, I'm just a tour guide!
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Kirk: Where are you going with Gracie?
Gillian: Spock's paying me "his backend on foreign rights" for a nude photoshoot.
Kirk: That's a lotta krill.
First Officer's Log. I've begun my voluntary psychological evaluation with Dee..Counselor Troi. It has been a rough week and I look forward to the couch.
Riker: Wanna see the First Officer's log?
Troi: Wanna see a Freudian slip?
Picard: (OS) Wanna see a Picard Maneuver?
Riker: Wanna see the First Officer's log?
Troi: Wanna see a Freudian slip?
"Don't panic!"
"I've been shot at, thrown into a lake by a bunch of rednecks playing banjos... what's there to panic about?"
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