Voice from viewscreen: "I'm sorry, Captain Kirk, we really don't mean to seem disrespectful, but it's very hard to take you seriously when you've outfitted your entire crew in leasure suits."
Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios
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Voice from viewscreen: "I'm sorry, Captain Kirk, we really don't mean to seem disrespectful, but it's very hard to take you seriously when you've outfitted your entire crew in leasure suits."
Kirk: "This room needs something, but I just can't figure out what."
Decker: "Well, Sir, you have the right person here. I know exactly what it needs. A bean bag chair."
Kirk: "And to think you were only in diapers during our five-year mission. I don't know how we got along without you."
Decker: Yes sir the responsible for these awful uniforms is in this shuttle.
Kirk: Why didn't we ever think to take this shuttles when we were unable to see something with scanning device?
Picard: Okay guys, we have two options. It can be another goddamn planet where people have eternal youth, but no cure for hair loss, or one of these so precious libertine world like Rubicunt III.
I think you need to edit the captions on both of those, as neither sentence makes grammatical sense, and I can't figure out what the joke is.
Decker: Yes sir the responsible for these awful uniforms is in this shuttle.
Kirk: Why didn't we ever think to take this shuttles when we were unable to see something with scanning device?
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Decker: Some kind of...subspace anomaly?
Bones: Exobiological macroviral infestation?
Kirk: Julie? Trisha? Betty June?
Spock: It is the seeping bunyon on my Vulcan hammertoe.
Kirk: Crewman, how many times do I have to give the order not to release the fart valve until we've cleared the deck!
McCoy: There are so few joys in an Ensign's life.
Spock: Indeed, Doctor.
Kirk: Ye gods. That's horrific.
Crewman: Welcome to my world, sirs.
Picard: 805 McFish to go, please.
Hostess: There's no such thing as a McFish!
Kirk: Mister Scott, we need! More! Saturation!
Scotty: I'm giving 'er all she's got, Captain! I cannae break the laws of Photoshop!
Decker: "Sir, don't you prefer the bridge with the lights dimmed?"
Kirk: "We can't see the cockroaches with the lights dimmed."
Decker: "So...is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?"
KIRK:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
SPOCK & MCCOY:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
KIRK:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
SPOCK & MCCOY:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
KIRK:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
SPOCK & MCCOY:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
KIRK:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
SPOCK & MCCOY:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
KIRK: OK, one of you stole my sleeves. I demand them back!
Kirk: Keep it close, son. You'll know mine is the import with the personalized plates.
Crewman: Money talks, bullshit walks.
outstanding
sounds better in german
Kirk: And they cancelled it after only thirteen episodes?
Decker: Yep. And I thought we had it bad.
McCoy: Those poor browncoated bastards.
Spock: Disturbingly illogical.
Kirk: God forgive me.
Spock: Watch your step, Captain.
Kirk: Don't worry, Spock. I'm not going to die, because the two of you are with me.
McCoy: That's starting to get old, Jim...
Decker: Our hand is pretty weak, Captain. What do you think?
Kirk: I think... I think... I think I DID pay a lot for that muffler...
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