Movie Caption Contest #213: An Historic Journey...

[LeadHead]

Good Evening everyone! I know I originally stated that this would be every other week, but I wanted to do something special, so we're going a little early...

First up to the plate, we have the "Never Mind, looks like the Human Adventure is about to end" Award, going to:

Kirk: You mean you never told Ilia about your affair with Doctor Chapel?

Decker: Well, no, are you crazy?

Spock: Jim, Deltan women are notoriously jealous. If this probe should learn -

Next, we have the "Scotty knows this ship like the back of his hand- THWUMP!" Award, going to:

ENGINEER: Here's the problem. According to this, the intermix chamber is three decks below us.
SCOTT: Then that's this thing here?
ENGINEER: The ship's lava lamp, sir.

Next, we have the "Who came up with those anyway?!" Award, going to:

Kirk: Thank you all for taking part in the first, of what I hope will be many, 'Wear Your Pyjamas To Work Day'

Our Photoshop Award goes to:

Scotty: "They call that brand of scotch 'Talisker' because it will remove the whiskers from a Talosian."

Crewman: "Okay, but what's it doing in there?"

Scotty: "Laddie, don't forget, that's the intermix chamber."

Kirk: "The ship has been invaded by zombies! Brain-eating zombies!"
Alien at left (sighs): "I'll get my red shirt."

Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone for participating! I know I'm new at this one, but I wanted to maintain the tradition of doing something different at April 1st. Since we've done Star Wars a lot, I'm going with one of my favorite Movie Franchises!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Doc: I, Doctor Emmett Brown, am about to embark on an historic journey. I'm going the future so I can bring Blu-Ray back to 1985!

Marty: Doc! On the night, I go back, remind me to bring money!

Doc: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Marty: Doc, this is a DeLorean, not an SUV.

 

[Skywalker]

Doc: "And now I will demonstrate the amazing hands-free door opening technology from the future! Keep rolling, Marty, the battery on this thing's only got one charge. Ready? And..." *Doc waves his arms, and the driver's side door automatically opens* "Voila! Amazing, isn't it?"
Marty: "Huh? Oh, sorry, Doc. I forgot to push 'Record.'"
Doc: *sigh*

Marty: "Hey, LeadHead! You should have done Galaxy Quest for April Fools!"

Jennifer: "What's he wearing?"
Marty: "He said it's his Geordi La Forge costume from the TNG movie reboot forty years in the future."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Thanks for the win!

Marty: "So, let me guess....you went ahead one year, got the formula for transparent aluminum from Scotty, and made those glasses?"

Doc: "No, I went ahead thirty years and got them out of a Cracker Jack box."

Jennifer: "Transparent aluminum....isn't that when you graduate from the same college as your mom or dad?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MARTY: I dunno, Doc. I think first you're gonna have to invent YouTube

MARTY:Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!

DOC: Ok, the blast shield is down. Proceed with my Jedi training.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Doc: My second attempt at a time machine after my even cooler Klingon Bird of Prey got smashed up by that git Kirk. Promise me Marty if you ever drive this thing you'll be careful and won't let it get destroyed, right?

Marty: Crispin! We're sorry about the lookalike! Please don't sue!

Doc: The main thing I did in the future was catch up on the latest movies. I was telling Marty about this terrible chat up line in the first Transformers film where the guy gets his stupid girlfriend to sit on his lap in the car by going "We've only got one seatbelt". What a moron hey?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Doc: "There's not much room in here, Missy. You can either sit on Marty's lap or on the flux capacitor."
Jennifer: "Which one fluxes less?"
Doc: "Hard to say."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Marty: "You've tapped in to some other universe and there's some really weird stuff going on down here!"

Doc: "I told you there'd be some serious shit."

 

[newtontomato539]

#1

Doc: "As you can see Marty, my success with the ultra lightweight cappuccino maker, as furthered development of the ultra lightweight portable electron library."

Marty: "Heavy."

Doc: "Sigh."

#2,

Marty: "Doc, before I go back, tell me you love me!"

#3

Doc: "The future is mondo cool Marty! Start Trek TOS comes back! What is also rad, is that platform shoes come back! President Obama gets a second term and men are no longer bald!"

Marty: "Huh, Doc?"

Jennifer: "Don't spoil it Marty. Doctor Brown, what about our wedding?"

Doc: "Mmm...you see Jennifer due to the time displacement Marty...well Marty married...Chelsea Clinton."

Jennifer: "I'm leaving."

Marty: "Good save, Doc."

Doc: "Anything for you Dear."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Marty: "Cripes, Doc, what's that smell?!"
Doc: "That's that serious shit I warned you about!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Marty: "What has this got to do with Star Trek Movies?!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

DOC: Call Banzai, and tell him this time we're racing for pinks!

 

[Mr Silver]

Doc Kruge: I've come a long way for the secret of Genesis...
Maltzy McFly: How long?
Doc Kruge: This long!!!

 

[Cmdr.Druss]

Thanks for the win.

Virtual Reality Simulator, extra glasses sold seperatly

 

[zephramc]

Doc: Gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free!

 

[huskers57]

Marty: "What has this got to do with Star Trek Movies?!"

Caption's Prerogative.

 

[LeadHead]

Marty: "What has this got to do with Star Trek Movies?!"

Caption's Prerogative.

Captions April Fools Day week tradition!

 

[Finn]

Marty: Where are we going?

Doc: 2012 Vegas.

Jennifer: Do we live there! With a lot of kids?

Doc: Nah, just you and an ex-baseball player/bartender

Marty: Who's this Justin Bieber?

Doc: All kids in the future wear Justin Bieber shirts. You should see how the teenage girls react when he got married in 2015. They dropped plans for the third movie about sparkling vampires on the same day.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I... Doctor Emmett Brown... am about to embark on an historic journey... to take THIS big of a shit!"

"DOC!!! I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE! ON THE NIGHT YOU BANG CLARA CLAYTON YOUR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION WILL COME BACK!!!"

"Remember, Marty... our number one priority is to be inconspicuous. Now, if you would, press that button right there that will engage the extremely loud hover conversion mechanism. I'm sure no one will see us."

 

[inflatabledalek]

Marty: Doc! On the day I went back in time you agreed to play Grandad in the American version of Only Fools and Horses! Don't do it! You can't possibly need the money that badly!

Doc: Oh, by the way Jennifer, during my adventures in time I accidentally delayed the moment of your conception by five minutes. Why and how isn't important right now, but the net result is a different sperm hit the egg and you'll be completely changing your appearance and personality any second now.